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DARKHORSE · 07-06-2007, 06:06 AM

Sorry guys, Im not racist in any way, But my wife sent this to me, And I thought it was a good laugh..

Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.

The Mexican put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with their bike will he take them and he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the trailer so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.

Sure enough the Highway Patrol pull him over for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies Mexican eggs.

The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets onto his
radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.

"I've got a trailer with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it - 2 have hatched and the bastards have managed to steal a motorbike already".

theshimonator · 07-06-2007, 06:51 AM

that's perked up my day!

mississippirocs · 07-06-2007, 06:56 AM

LMAO! Thats a good one!

xjwalt666 · 07-06-2007, 06:59 AM

thats fawkin awesome, really fawked up but awesome

fordzilla1 · 07-06-2007, 08:14 AM

:-(

:smile: :-D

wow

that made my day.

GUERO4X4 · 07-06-2007, 08:54 AM

Im Mexican and i thought that was funny... good one man

dezfan · 07-06-2007, 09:08 AM

I thought it was going to be a Huevos Rancheros story!

chivas72 · 07-06-2007, 09:20 AM

jajajajajajaj

that was funny and i'm mexican too

mrmaxxman · 07-06-2007, 11:11 AM

made my friday go a little better

slowcrawlin · 07-06-2007, 12:24 PM

lol

clodstall · 07-06-2007, 12:28 PM

ive heard that same joke before with a different race used.still funny as shat.

drumbeater · 07-06-2007, 06:51 PM

Being half Mexican I liked the joke, it was not meant to be mean

ColquittCustom405 · 07-06-2007, 07:19 PM

I don't get it......How are the bowling balls being used as eggs? If their bike was broke down why would'nt one go to town and the other stay back and watch the bike? Surely the driver should of had room in the cab for at least one pedestrian? I don't get it.

run2jeepn · 07-06-2007, 07:26 PM

I'm .000009156746187454867371th Spanish and don't think thats funny... Please delete this thread. So others don't get hurt..

GUERO4X4 · 07-06-2007, 07:47 PM

This is one about white people... dont get butt hurt... And no im not racist...

A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and he noticed that he was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here, "
The Mexican man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen Pendejo...... when i was born, i was BROWN, "
"when i grew up, i was BROWN, "
"when i'm sick, i'm BROWN, "
"when i go in the sun i'm BROWN, "
"when i'm cold, i'm BROWN, "
"when i die, i'll be BROWN, "
"But you Pendejo..........."
"when you're born, you're pink, "
"when you grow up, you're white, "
"when you're sick, you're green, "
"when you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"when you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple, "
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

DARKHORSE · 07-06-2007, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GUERO4X4

This is one about white people... dont get butt hurt... And no im not racist...

A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and he noticed that he was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here, "
The Mexican man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen Pendejo...... when i was born, i was BROWN, "
"when i grew up, i was BROWN, "
"when i'm sick, i'm BROWN, "
"when i go in the sun i'm BROWN, "
"when i'm cold, i'm BROWN, "
"when i die, i'll be BROWN, "
"But you Pendejo..........."
"when you're born, you're pink, "
"when you grow up, you're white, "
"when you're sick, you're green, "
"when you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"when you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple, "
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

Thats just awesome...

fordzilla1 · 07-06-2007, 07:50 PM

ah ha ha ha ha ha

nice one

i have a joke and i dont even have to say anything
(thats me)

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s...la1/mullet.jpg

eventualy it grew longer and i cut the top flat. than i got it caught in the car dollywhen goin under the jeep and had to cut it. :(

theshimonator · 07-07-2007, 03:34 AM

I didn't click the link at first and was wondering what you were talking about:?

FrankyRizzo · 07-07-2007, 07:51 AM

The joke actually goes differently using another ethnic group.

mrmaxxman · 07-07-2007, 09:14 AM

thats freakin hillarious!!!!!

07-06-2007, 07:50 PM	#17
fordzilla1 Pebble Pounder Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tearin down a dirt road, rebel flag a flyin, coon dog in the back, truck bed loaded down with beer. Posts: 167	ah ha ha ha ha ha nice one i have a joke and i dont even have to say anything (thats me) http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s...la1/mullet.jpg eventualy it grew longer and i cut the top flat. than i got it caught in the car dollywhen goin under the jeep and had to cut it. :( Last edited by fordzilla1; 07-06-2007 at 07:56 PM.

07-06-2007, 06:51 AM	#2
theshimonator Rock Crawler Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: England, Where the birds fly backwards. Posts: 626	that's perked up my day!

07-06-2007, 06:56 AM	#3
mississippirocs RCC Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: MS Coast Posts: 1,535	LMAO! Thats a good one!

07-06-2007, 06:59 AM	#4
xjwalt666 Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: colchester Posts: 496	thats fawkin awesome, really fawked up but awesome

07-06-2007, 08:14 AM	#5
fordzilla1 Pebble Pounder Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tearin down a dirt road, rebel flag a flyin, coon dog in the back, truck bed loaded down with beer. Posts: 167	:-( :smile: :-D wow that made my day.

07-06-2007, 08:54 AM	#6
GUERO4X4 Pebble Pounder Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Socal Posts: 143	Im Mexican and i thought that was funny... good one man

07-06-2007, 09:08 AM	#7
dezfan I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Happiness is a warm AK. Posts: 12,563	I thought it was going to be a Huevos Rancheros story!

07-06-2007, 09:20 AM	#8
chivas72 RCC Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: I live Here Posts: 1,218	jajajajajajaj that was funny and i'm mexican too

07-06-2007, 11:11 AM	#9
mrmaxxman Rock Crawler Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: toolsa, jokelahoma Posts: 501	made my friday go a little better

07-06-2007, 12:24 PM	#10
slowcrawlin Pebble Pounder Join Date: May 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 166	lol

07-06-2007, 12:28 PM	#11
clodstall I lost my vendor privileges Join Date: May 2006 Location: TOP OF THE HILL Posts: 3,014	ive heard that same joke before with a different race used.still funny as shat.

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07-06-2007, 06:51 PM	#12
drumbeater RCC Addict Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,852	Being half Mexican I liked the joke, it was not meant to be mean

07-06-2007, 07:19 PM	#13
ColquittCustom405 I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando Posts: 7,420	I don't get it......How are the bowling balls being used as eggs? If their bike was broke down why would'nt one go to town and the other stay back and watch the bike? Surely the driver should of had room in the cab for at least one pedestrian? I don't get it.

07-06-2007, 07:26 PM	#14
run2jeepn I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: USA Posts: 11,196	I'm .000009156746187454867371th Spanish and don't think thats funny... Please delete this thread. So others don't get hurt..

07-06-2007, 07:47 PM	#15
GUERO4X4 Pebble Pounder Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Socal Posts: 143	This is one about white people... dont get butt hurt... And no im not racist... A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and he noticed that he was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here, " The Mexican man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Pendejo...... when i was born, i was BROWN, " "when i grew up, i was BROWN, " "when i'm sick, i'm BROWN, " "when i go in the sun i'm BROWN, " "when i'm cold, i'm BROWN, " "when i die, i'll be BROWN, " "But you Pendejo..........." "when you're born, you're pink, " "when you grow up, you're white, " "when you're sick, you're green, " "when you go in the sun, you turn red, " "when you're cold, you turn blue, " "And when you die, you turn purple, " "And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

07-07-2007, 03:34 AM	#18
theshimonator Rock Crawler Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: England, Where the birds fly backwards. Posts: 626	I didn't click the link at first and was wondering what you were talking about:?

07-07-2007, 07:51 AM	#19
FrankyRizzo I wanna be Dave Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Vegas Posts: 7,172	The joke actually goes differently using another ethnic group.

07-07-2007, 09:14 AM	#20
mrmaxxman Rock Crawler Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: toolsa, jokelahoma Posts: 501	thats freakin hillarious!!!!!

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