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08-07-2007, 07:42 PM
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| I lost my vendor privileges Join Date: May 2006 Location: TOP OF THE HILL
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08-07-2007, 07:47 PM
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| Built, not bought   Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Gresham
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08-07-2007, 08:19 PM
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| Newbie Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: perth W Australia
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whats the diferance between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer ? |
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08-07-2007, 08:21 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Del mar
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Where you stick it.
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08-07-2007, 08:22 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: ...Here & There
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08-07-2007, 08:30 PM
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Forward I am heavy. Backwards I'm not. What am I? |
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08-07-2007, 08:53 PM
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| I lost my vendor privileges Join Date: May 2006 Location: TOP OF THE HILL
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DRUNK? LOL | |
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08-07-2007, 09:17 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pasadena
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Rosie O'Donell?
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08-07-2007, 09:22 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando
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A pig walks into the butcher shop and asks for 6 pounds of bacon.The butcher says: "You're a pig" then the pig says: "I know I am" The butcher gives the pig his bacon,as he walks out the door,the pig dies.What killed him?
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08-07-2007, 09:25 PM
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the butcher
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08-07-2007, 09:39 PM
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08-07-2007, 09:42 PM
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| ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: In tha Bush of Louisiana
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i want some of that stuff  |
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08-07-2007, 10:03 PM
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08-07-2007, 10:20 PM
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The butcher is 5'10" tall, and he wears a size 13 shoe. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh? |
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08-07-2007, 10:22 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Del mar
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Meat, after he butchers it.
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08-07-2007, 10:22 PM
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08-07-2007, 10:24 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Vegas
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What walks on four in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening?
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08-07-2007, 10:27 PM
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 Franky: I am slim and tall. Many find me desirable, and appealing. They touch me, and I give a false good feeling. Once, I shine in splendor but only once, and then no more. For many; I am "to die for". What am I? | |
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08-07-2007, 10:29 PM
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(Crawls as a baby, walks as a man, and uses a cane in old age.) | |
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08-08-2007, 02:15 AM
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