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05-18-2005, 05:08 PM
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| R.I.P. Chip   Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Crawler State
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|  Things my wife says compared to things Badgers wife says. My wife: 1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my *****! 4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 5. That was a great fart! Do another one! 6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 7. You're so sexy when you're hung over. 8. I'd rather watch TV and drink beer with you than go shopping. 9. Let's subscribe to Hustler. 10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. 12. I'll be out painting the house. 13. I love it when you go crawling on Sundays, I just wish you had time to go on Saturdays too. 14. Honey..our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again, come see! 15. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? 16. No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 17. Your mother is way better than mine. 18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself a new crawler. 19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake, you go drinking with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever. 20. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome! 21. Christ, not the ****ing mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint! 22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and just spend all you time crawling. 23. God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! 24. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you .. Badgers wife: 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. Wow, and your feet are so big. 7. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 8. It's ok, we'll work around it. 9. Can I be honest with you? 10. This explains your car. 11. You must be a growing boy. 12. I didn't know they came that small. 13. Why is God punishing you? 14. At least this won't take long. 15. But it still works, right? 16. Do you take steroids? 17. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it. 18. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 19. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident. 20. Aww, it's hiding. 21. Are you cold? 22. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 23. Your big gun is more like a BB gun. 24. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes. 25. It looks so unused  |
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05-18-2005, 05:13 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Redding, CA
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05-18-2005, 05:21 PM
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| PapaGriz Yo  Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In the garage building the wife a crawler
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| That's why he had all those little condoms. |
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05-18-2005, 05:28 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Richmond,VA
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LMAO That was great! applause! applause!
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05-18-2005, 05:48 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Central NY
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i cant wait to see what badger has to say about that
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05-18-2005, 06:00 PM
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| Colt Python/SR9c  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: out in the shop, reloading ammo!
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what can he say, its the gods honest truth |
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05-18-2005, 06:33 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Green River Kentucky
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Funny as hell but there goes the sponsors.
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05-18-2005, 06:34 PM
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| 06 Super National Champ  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill
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05-18-2005, 06:36 PM
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| R.I.P. Chip Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Crawler State
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05-18-2005, 06:52 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Green River Kentucky
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I got a feeling this is gonna get UGLY.
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05-18-2005, 07:00 PM
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| RCC Addict   Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The other Crawler State
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Bawhahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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05-18-2005, 07:01 PM
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| Colt Python/SR9c Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: out in the shop, reloading ammo!
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cause i have secret video footage i got lost on the" there goes the sponsors" :? | |
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05-18-2005, 07:09 PM
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| 2006 2.2 National Champ  Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Big Bear Lake
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That's some funny shit right there!!! |
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05-18-2005, 11:15 PM
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| Diggin' the new SCX10 II!  Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Norcal
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Ohh shit I think I just pissed myself... but I can't find it to make sure... let me get my bifocals's. |
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05-19-2005, 12:43 AM
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| Newbie Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Vancouver
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As said on Jerry Springer.....DING,DING
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05-19-2005, 12:50 AM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: denver
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"thats funny right there i dont care who you are"  |
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05-20-2005, 09:35 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2004
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One word: HILARITY
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