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09-29-2009, 12:48 PM | #1 |
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Koala Bear (Aurora) I have a three year old Koala Bear named GumNut, that I'm desperately trying to find a new home for. I bought him back in January figuring it would be an awesome pet that would enjoy living in my greenhouse, sadly I was wrong. I paid $3200 for him back in January and I'am not sure what the used Koala Bear market is like in a good economy or the one we have now; so I'am open to offers. Please use some common sense before contacting me, don't be an idiot, I'am not interested in trading my Koala Bear for your busted up 1980's Camero, pictures of your naked wife, or an offer to paint my garage door. GumNut's Stats: The Good *He is somewhat housebroken, uses a cat box most of the time. *For the most part he is very quite; this also falls into the bad category which we will touch on in a moment. *He eats spiders, (not kidding) we haven't had a spider in our house since we got him. *Hates watching Desperate Housewives, used to be my wifes favorite show until GumNut bit her for changing the channel from Jeopardy, to Desperate Housewives. *Gets along well with one of my two dogs. *Loves to go for car rides. Now for the Bad: *He eats a lot of eucalyptus, which is not as cheap as I expected. *Apparently eucalyptus is like a drug for Koala Bears, when GumNut is coming down from his high he becomes very violent and aggressive. *He raped and killed my wife's cat "Miss. Kitty'" (Honestly, I wanted to put this in the good section because I've been trying to find a way to get that worthless cat out of our house for two years, thanks GumNut.) *He does not like Asian's, I have no idea where this Koala was raised but someone of Asian Decent must have really mistreated him. *Loves Vin Diesel movies, not sure why, he just does. *Has extremely sharp claws and teeth which he uses often. *Loves shiny objects, steals and hides them frequently in my dog's ass. *He is quite, and as a result has snuck in on my wife and I during intimate moments. I mind him watching; maybe it won't bother you as much. * GumNut smells terrible and is not easy to wash. I had to hold a gas soaked rag over his mouth till he blacked out to get him in this tub for a bath. *Once he is in the water he is fine, getting him into the water is a challenge, he will scratch you, he will bite you, and you will bleed. |
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09-29-2009, 12:48 PM | #2 |
Powered by Awesome Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Parker, Colorado
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I havent laughed that hard in a loooooong time! this ad had the guys at work cryin they were laughin soo hard!
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09-29-2009, 01:10 PM | #3 |
Hateraide Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Mission BC
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thas F'in hillarious lol
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09-29-2009, 01:16 PM | #4 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Castle Rock, WA
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* GumNut smells terrible and is not easy to wash. I had to hold a gas soaked rag over his mouth till he blacked out to get him in this tub for a bath. |
09-29-2009, 01:34 PM | #5 | |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: SUPERMOTO heaven
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I was going to offer my busted up camaro AND paint his garage door but not now. Who the heck thinks a Koala would be a good pet? they should donate it to a local zoo | |
09-29-2009, 03:16 PM | #6 |
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That is great, I had to post it on facebook. LMAO
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09-29-2009, 03:17 PM | #7 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: By a lake in Thornton
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it raped and killed his wife's cat?!?! lol |
09-29-2009, 06:46 PM | #8 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Colorado Springs
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Oh my GOD!!!! That is awesome!!!! A violent raping murdering drug addicted cute cuddly koala, the perfect gift for the kids! "*Loves shiny objects, steals and hides them frequently in my dog's ass." Must have done some time at some point. Last edited by Blazefighter; 09-29-2009 at 07:09 PM. |
09-29-2009, 08:06 PM | #9 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Stuck on a Rig in the middle of nowhere Utah.
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| *He raped and killed my wife's cat "Miss. Kitty'" (Honestly, I wanted to put this in the good section because I've been trying to find a way to get that worthless cat out of our house for two years, thanks GumNut.) That right there is pricless. This has to be the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Thanks for sharing |
09-29-2009, 09:47 PM | #10 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Delta B.C.
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sounds like a few of my friends |
09-29-2009, 10:32 PM | #11 |
Newbie Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver
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LOL ! |
09-30-2009, 08:10 AM | #12 |
Pebble Pounder Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Glenwood Springs
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hahahahaha! that is some funny shit there! A good laugh.. I wonder if anyone bought him? I think i want him now. ha!
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10-04-2009, 09:38 AM | #13 |
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lol
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