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12-07-2011, 07:26 PM
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| R.I.P. Chip   Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Crawler State
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|  The 12 days before the 12 days of Christmas Giveaway #7 for non-star members!
This year our wonderful vendors have setup a huge 12 days of Christmas giveaway. We'll start opening those giveaways on the 7th, however the vendors wanted to give the most people possible a chance to participate in those giveaways so we are doing the 12 days BEFORE the 12 days of Christmas to give 12 stars out to NON-STAR members. This giveaway is for NON-STAR members only and will end tomorrow night. Non-star members only please post up your favorite joke in this thread. You can enter each giveaway 1 time. If you don't follow the above set of rules, you will not be eligible to win. If you don't win a star you can get one HERE  |
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12-07-2011, 07:31 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: USA
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone! Thanks for the chance
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12-07-2011, 07:40 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Bradenton
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female pssenger jumps up frantically and announces, "if i'm going to die, i want die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a women?" A man stands stands up, removes his shirt and say's, "here, iron this!". thanks rcc |
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12-07-2011, 08:02 PM
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| I joined the Band! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: nashville,TN
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wanna hear a clean joke?jonny took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a guy  |
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12-07-2011, 08:08 PM
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| Newbie Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Marysville
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Im in thanks for the chance at a great giveaway! Zakery |
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12-07-2011, 08:09 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Hudson
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Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?.......Na lol thanks for the chance!
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12-07-2011, 08:11 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: May 2007 Location: home
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In A G A I N.... THANKS!!!  |
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12-07-2011, 08:16 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Yelm,WA
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What has four wheels and flys?.................... A garbage truck lol my 5 year old told me that  |
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12-07-2011, 08:16 PM
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| Newbie Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Grand Junction
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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy Thanks RCC and vendors |
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12-07-2011, 08:22 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In the mancave...
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What's a boat with a hole in it and coors light have in common??? Their both pretty friggin close to water... In...thanks for the chance. |
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12-07-2011, 08:32 PM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Drumheller
Posts: 79
| A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!  Thanks for the chance !! |
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12-07-2011, 08:34 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Victoria Australia
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A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, His elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.' Thanks RCC |
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12-07-2011, 08:38 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: grand junction
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A grass hopper goes to a bar and asks for a drink, bartender says we have drink named after you, grass hopper says you have a drink named Steve? RCCrawler.com Rules |
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12-07-2011, 08:43 PM
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| Newbie Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: stanton
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HAVE YOU SEEN MY BASEBALL??????? inside joke but I'm in thanks for the chance |
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12-07-2011, 08:44 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Philadelphia, PA
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12-07-2011, 08:44 PM
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| Newbie Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Meridian
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What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? DAM! |
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12-07-2011, 08:45 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: smithville
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“ I LOVE you guys, just got into the rock crawling and this site. Wow is it awesome! |
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12-07-2011, 08:47 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Ohio
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One day a monk finds a baby left at the church's front door. He takes in the child and after a lengthy meeting with the other monks, they decide to allow him to care for the child. As the child grows, the monk teaches the boy all the rights and wrongs and how to be a good monk. Once the boy reaches the age of 18, he prepares to leave for the seminary. The monk pulls his son aside for a little talk before he leaves. He tells him, "son I have raise you all your life as my own, but I'm not your mother...I'm your Father."
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12-07-2011, 08:47 PM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: australia
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if females are so good at multitasking why carn't they have sex and a headach at the same time.star please.cheers ta
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12-07-2011, 09:06 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Maple Grove, MN
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Thanks the the chance! And for all the amazing vendors here! |
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