I think my GF is cheating....

[ColquittCustom405]

I came home a few weeks ago and my buddy Ralph was in my bathroom. I didn't think anything was wierd until tonight. I come home early from the plant and my GF is in bed with just her tank top on. My buddy Ralph was in my bathroom again. I know he wasn't using the bathroom because his pants and underwear were downstairs infront of the tv. She won't admit it but I think Ralph tried molesting her while she was asleep. She doesn't remember going to bed with her panties off.

If I come home one more time and that punk is in my bathroom again I'm gonna punch him in the face!

 

[team3six]

??
I thought you just got married?

 

[calikingcrawler]

Haha nice. Tho I think he would have taken one to the jaw the last time.

 

[ColquittCustom405]

If Ralph stuck his weiner in her I aint marrying shit!

 

[team3six]

See that magazine in your hand. Show him that and unloaded weapon next to you and see what he says.:mrgreen:

 

[sloppy]

Next time he is in your crapper just pull out the old man sausage and say hey in this house you got to service everyone..

Now if he does it you might not want to post that up "thumbsup"

 

[NJK]

I would kick my frens a$$. if his cloths is down stars and he's in the bathroom something fishy??

 

[Frankenwheely]

Why is Ralph at you place when you are not?

 

[ColquittCustom405]

See that magazine in your hand. Show him that and unloaded weapon next to you and see what he says.:mrgreen:

Thats branishing a weapon.....1-2yrs....$4500 bail. I know cause I did that to my Grandpa one time!

Next time he is in your crapper just pull out the old man sausage and say hey in this house you got to service everyone..

Now if he does it you might not want to post that up "thumbsup"

I'm aint no queer!

 

[Del Montess]

I know he wasn't using the bathroom because his pants and underwear were downstairs infront of the tv.

is this common practice among your friends?

 

[Slowbro]

Helicopter + spy camera....you may want to find someone else to fly it for you tho.

 

[ColquittCustom405]

Why is Ralph at you place when you are not?

He fixes stuff around the house. My dishwasher broke one time and he fixed it for free. My garage door broke one time and he fixed it for free. Basically, anything that needs fixing in my house he fixes for free, then my GF gives him a nice warm meal. He never charges me...dunno why?

 

[ColquittCustom405]

Helicopter + spy camera....you may want to find someone else to fly it for you tho.

Not funny......

 

[Frankenwheely]

He fixes stuff around the house. My dishwasher broke one time and he fixed it for free. My garage door broke one time and he fixed it for free. Basically, anything that needs fixing in my house he fixes for free, then my GF gives him a nice warm meal. He never charges me...dunno why?

Hmmm might know why now...

 

[ColquittCustom405]

Hmmm might know why now...

I think hes stealing money from us too. My GF told me that our savings account is getting low. We never have less than $85 in the pickle jar. I checked this morning and there was only 29bucks! And guess what?! Ralph was working in the bedroom two days ago fixing our fan above the bed.

 

[ghtpdm5]

at least you're not married....my whore ex-wife joined the army then decided to start sleeping around. then she got a restraining order when i called her a cheating whore. then one of her boyfriends contacted me over facebook to gloat.

 

[Zeus.:God]

I'm placing my bet that this is a joke.

 

[team3six]

Yeah DJ, really dude. This has to be a funny haha . I can not see any reason why in the world you or anyone would tolerate that.

about 10 years ago I live in my buddies house. 4 guys all living in the same house and one day the guy who owns the house caught his girl and his friend who rented one of the rooms messing around.

Dude got kicked to the curb, girl got kicked to the curb. end of story! You being in the Military should know better than that.

 

[foproy]

am i the only one who thought of office space when they first saw this?

also i hope this is not serious. it sucks anytime your trust is betrayed.

 

[Frankenwheely]

It does seem too WTF, Really!?!?