ColquittCustom405
I wanna be Dave
dont waist your time breaking your hands bye punching him, just shoot him
it's WASTE your time dork. annd its BUY punching him....(is this guy for real?!!):lmao:
dont waist your time breaking your hands bye punching him, just shoot him
it's WASTE your time dork. annd its BUY punching him....(is this guy for real?!!):lmao:
And it's "It's", not "it's"..."thumbsup"it's BY, not BUY "thumbsup"
it's BY, not BUY "thumbsup"
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3rd verse!!
[announcer]
Meet Colquitt, a twenty-nine year old military worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE ****?!?!")
("Colquitt!!")
[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
[Eminem]
**** that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
**** slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he's right Colquitt
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
He ment BUY as in buying punches. I'm gonna buy some punches. like punch. As in punches to punch stuff. Like a punch block...
Don't wanna be a dick ...but you seem to have thus Ralph dude around an awful lot
That's just an open invitation ...or I mean that's just a reason for Ralph to open the doors like a 7-11
I hope this thread is a joke cause any real man would have already beat the piss out of Ralph
As for your woman ...you need to have one if her hottest friends come over and fix your hard drive :thumbup:
Stop being a chicken shit and saying well he has 2 more times to do this then ill fawk him up
So your gonna let him pound your woman 2 more times then you might decide to man up
What a fawkin joke ...get some balls and do something about this
Nevermind she has your balls and ralphs balls ....this sounds like you need to hook her up with a 3some
1 in the pink and 1 in the stink ...whatever float your boat or gets her off
Gl with this
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butt hair stands up on my neck.
Ill see if I can find some pics of her butt. I know Ralph has some. I remember seeing a couple on his phone.