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[CrawlinMike]

Friend of mine got bombed last night. Long story short- he sent me this pic while mid bombing lmao. Trying to come up with the best caption for it

So far I've come up with
I have one $&@" to give
I can count to potato
Only in America

 

[Highlucks]

Please explain " got Bombed"?

 

[CrawlinMike]

Large alcohol consumption. Guess I coulda put that in there. It was funny as hell

 

[JeremyH]

Please explain " got Bombed"?

In Aussie terms....."he drank a lot of piss" "thumbsup"

 

[TNCrawler]

"I hope he aint judging me right now!!"

 

[Highlucks]

Thanks Jeremy,

"Look I'm a unicorn"

 

[mmatthews]

 

[CrawlinMike]

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ROFL. I saved this to my phone and sent it to him. He had no recollection of doing this. He asked what happened last night. I told him he got all drunk and came out of the closet. Ain't got a message back yet and it's been awhile....

 

[obebaldone1]

:mrgreen:

 

[BJoe]

Friend of mine got bombed last night. Long story short- he sent me this pic while mid bombing lmao. Trying to come up with the best caption for it

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This kids, is your Dad drunk, welcome to your future............

I could have sworn this horse was bigger yesterday?!

So this is one of those mini horses I've heard about, , they don't do much, do they?

Damn cops confiscated my lawn mower, now this is all I have to get to the store!

 

[johnnyh66]

and now for my next amazing stunt

this is for you and this is for the horse you rode in on

 

[djjiz]

"I've done dumber shit sober"

 

[ROWDY RACING]

Duuuuuuuude?

 

[johnnyh66]

how the west was won

I'm practicing to be an animal proctologist... who's next?

 

[CrawlinMike]

Man I'm getting some laughs outta this thread. Now I just need to send him the link to this thread. Maybe later when he won't get mad I shared it online. I just couldn't help it

 

[tom@vp]

heeee haaawww !

 

[Cortina79]

When he takes off his glasses, he becomes the lone ranger "hi-ho silver"

 

[EeePee]

 

[ROCKEDUP RICKY]

I'm the real Marlboro Man

 

[STANG KILLA SS]

20 posts and not a single 'chop with rockedupricky planking this guy?