email from my father

[robbio4422]

its not often that i get an email from my father that isnt porn. im not sure how accurate this is but u get the point.

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS OF HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO A POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT
CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION,
FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON AND IN MANY INSTANCES
THEY'LL LET YOU VOTE...</pre>

 

[nvineyard]

dunno about the others but the one about US borders sadly sounds about right.

 

[team3six]

everything except Venezuela is true. That whole issue was sorta got resolved back when there was a Problem in Grenada with some British soldiers. Now they will just throw you in prison, beat the piss outta you, make you suffer for a month and then let your country know to make a political statement that they will not tolerate illegals.

yeah, I was there., Dont want to go back and not they didnt do that to me. I was deployed there when I was in the Corps

 

[Mad Scientist]

I just try not to leave the US. Call me crazy, but I like it here.

And yeah, it's ridiculous how passive our government is about illegal aliens - be them from Mexico or elsewhere :x

 

[Code454]

hey what about Canada lol....We are a so called free country and we let anyone in...

 

[JeremyH]

hey what about Canada lol....We are a so called free country and we let anyone in...

Who would intentionally go to Canada?

 

[Tupers]

Who would intentionally go to Canada?

The French, it's the only place they could go where the natives wouldn't put up a fight. :lol:

 

[JeremyH]

Haha....the Brit made a funny!

 

[rock hard]

we want our jobs back!!:evil:

 

[456heinbach]

Man that is true, when will we wake up and smell the burritos.