Funny Traffic Issue

[JeremyH]

So, I have a short drive to and from work (10 minutes using sidestreets or 5 exits on the freeway)....I am usually driving in heavy traffic. I see some interesting things on the roads during that short trip. This morning was no different.

I had two people cut me off.....at the same time......from different sides. :shock:

 

[travis c.]

Did you bust a cap in em, after all, you're in Texas!:ror:

 

[JeremyH]

Did you bust a cap in em, after all, you're in Texas!:ror:

I grabbed a cow from the back of my horse and threw it at them. :ror:


Haha! Nope, moved to one of the recently vacated lanes and laughed all the way to work...:ror:

 

[travis c.]

Did the Ding Dongs collide?

 

[JeremyH]

That's usually what happens when two cars try to occupy the same space at the same time..."thumbsup"

 

[travis c.]

Smartass!

 

[JeremyH]

:lol:

 

[jetboat]

Move to Chicago and Drive 294 if you want to talk about traffic. The stuff I see doesnt even phase me anymore.

 

[JeremyH]

I'm sure that would be fun. Since I have moved to Houston, driving has now become sort of like a video game.....my hand/eye skills have REALLY increased! :lol:

 

[boosted4lyf]

rubbing's racing man:ror:

 

[helhedded]

Haha! Nope, moved to one of the recently vacated lanes and laughed all the way to work...:ror:

hehehehehe


Or how about when assholes try to pass you on the right in heavy traffic, traffic in the right slows down, traffic in the left picks up and that person that tried to pass you is now stuck in the right lane. I LOL :ror:

 

[JeremyH]

rubbing's racing man:ror:

Yep, I've left a black mark or two on another car..."thumbsup"

I LOL :ror:

I am glad I am not the only one that laughs. I get the most enjoyment out of the folks who get REALLY pissed off.....they get even angrier when you wave at them with a big smile! :ror:

 

[TexasSP]

I am glad I am not the only one that laughs. I get the most enjoyment out of the folks who get REALLY pissed off.....they get even angrier when you wave at them with a big smile! :ror:

It's even funnier if it's a dude in a jacked up truck and you blow kisses at him. That really throws them off.

 

[helhedded]

It's even funnier if it's a dude in a jacked up truck and you blow kisses at him. That really throws them off.

:lmao:

 

[boosted4lyf]

i was stuck in bay traffic 2 weeks ago headed to san francisco airport, i didnt realize it was a 49er monday night game. traffic was creeping, along so i opened the windows, and kicked back at about 2mph, some old man started doing the " slowly creep into my lane thing" het got about 10 in from my truck and wasnt stopping so i yelled, hey dumbass! his response was "im not youre biggest worry down here cracker! go back where you belong!" the wife went into hysterics laughing:lmao:

 

[JeremyH]

It's even funnier if it's a dude in a jacked up truck and you blow kisses at him. That really throws them off.

:ror: Hey, michael drives a jacked up truck.....I wonder if that was him you blew kisses to....

"im not youre biggest worry down here cracker! go back where you belong!"

That is funny. :lol:

 

[RANOVRU]

The last time I was in LA (about a decade ago) I remember driving one of the main interstates where EVERYBODY was doing 90-100 literally bumper to bumper. I got some awfully mean stares going 70-75 in the slow lane. I swore after that Id never move to a big city.

The worst thing around here is the roads. I hate them waaay more than the drivers.

 

[helhedded]

Memphis has super shitty roads. 90% of the city is covered with trees so they never dry and never stay flat.

 

[ROCKEDUP RICKY]

That's usually what happens when two cars try to occupy the same space at the same time..."thumbsup"

Cailfornians

Yep, I've left a black mark or two on another car..."thumbsup" :ror:

wd40 takes it right off.


We had a traffic jam here the other day at the 4 way stop, everyone keep trying to be nice and let the other go 1st.

 

[JeremyH]

Cailfornians

Probably...

We had a traffic jam here the other day at the 4 way stop, everyone keep trying to be nice and let the other go 1st.

I remember those days. The town closest to where I grew up didnt get their first stop light until I was in college.....it was a big deal.