How to: Make scale truck nutz

[west virginia krawler]

Ok yall, for those of u that are making the redneck scale type of trucks or if you just want some humor in your truck heres a way to make your own truck nutz. Its pretty simple, ill try not to make it sound to perverted. Ok the suplys you will need is: Water baloon, 2 marbles, and some sort of lubricant. Ok here it goes, first you will need to put some soap (the lub) in the tip of the baloon, then slide the balls in the baloon. Then you need to suck the air out of them and tie it off. Then there you go. and the finial product.

 

[raul duke]

I just made some out of a piece of delrin (great minds think alike) but I like the idea. Those look like old man nuts tighten that sack up a bit your gonna be draggin."thumbsup"

 

[obijuan]

dude. thats so gross.

 

[Rudukai13]

Or...http://www.rpmrcproducts.com/products/misc/index.htm#danglers

 

[Kev808]

dude. thats so gross.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[chip cross]

.

I like that idea got to make me some

 

[braceysdad]

Hahahahaha, that's funny right there

 

[theshimonator]

give that boy a bag of nuts.... oh wait he's made his self some :lol:

 

[andres-tavares]

why nuts and no tits!

 

[andres-tavares]

i want to see a truck with front breast.... lol

 

[balang_479]

for added protection as well... big round soft bumpers

 

[flatfender]

why nuts and no tits!

I've seen bras on trucks, but never any boobs.


OK, who gonna make poon-tang for truck?

 

[flatfender]

Then you need to suck the air out of them and tie it off. Then there you go.

this is the part that made me hit the floor laughing

 

[Big Mike]

I saw a big lifted Dodge with 36's on the road the other day - it had a big BLUE nutsack dangling under the back bumper. It's not really my style (I'm a bit more refined I guess) but I had to laugh anyway.

I thought "man, that truck really needs to get laid!!"

 

[RockRacer1]

I need to visit the scale section more often.
nice idea and lightweight . I made some with 2 metal balls welded together
and some steel epoxy. but it throws its weight around if ya know what I mean.
"thumbsup"

 

[Rudukai13]

OK, who gonna make poon-tang for truck?

You could probably pull something off with another balloon.

 

[K_Willis]

why nuts and no tits!

i want to see a truck with front breast.... lol

at the same time?

not my thing...

but whatever floats your boat

 

[theshimonator]

at the same time?

not my thing...

but whatever floats your boat

:lol:

 

[mulletman427]

Just make sure them things don't get too saggy or it might start to hurt, if you know what i mean:lol: .

It's either that or put two butt-cheeks on the back so that the truck is mooning everything as it passes:twisted: . Heard that one on a show called Top Gear describing the car we know as the Pontiac GTO (Vauxhall Monaro) being a so called 'yob' (which i guess is a prick or jackass or something...i dunno:lol: "thumbsup" )

 

[Mlow]

You know, I dont know where you come from, but I have NEVER seen that on a truck before, and I would like to keep it that way.