I think my GF is cheating....

[Numbcrawling]

This is exactly what I needed on my friday at work... thanks for the laugh :lmao:

 

[ColquittCustom405]

So....CC.....has Ralph banged her enough times yet for you to be convinced that he's banging her?

I haven't caught Ralph bangin my GF yet.......But I have walked in on them naked and sweaty.

 

[JeremyH]

They're probably just doing aerobics. Does he have a side job as a "personal trainer"??

 

[johnnyh66]

perhaps hot yoga... I hear it helps to remove clothes that may be restricting and prevent you from getting the full stretch ;-)

 

[JeremyH]

perhaps hot yoga... I hear it helps to remove clothes that may be restricting and prevent you from getting the full stretch ;-)

If that's the case, then CC has nothing to worry about with his girlfriend......just make sure you dont introduce Ralph to any of your male buddies. "thumbsup"

 

[ColquittCustom405]

another thing that is wierd is I always find Magnum condoms in the trash can full, and I mean full of semen. Smells like flour and water and tastes like wet pennies. Ethel and I NEVER wear rubbers. Unless shes using them on her vibrator.

 

[Turn'Nburn]

Or during, lol

Unfortunately I work outside all day, or I would too.

I love RCC! Always makes my day. :ror:

another thing that is wierd is I always find Magnum condoms in the trash can full, and I mean full of semen. Smells like flour and water and tastes like wet pennies. Ethel and I NEVER wear rubbers. Unless shes using them on her vibrator.

Why did you taste it?

 

[JeremyH]

Why did you taste it?

How else would he know what it tasted like?

 

[alabamaman]

Does your sister live with you? Or is your sister your wife? I'm not judging or anything, but you are from the South. :ror:

She is the same person. Why? Is something wrong with that? Stay away from the south. I been here since i z wuz born everything is just like it is on the tv. All my cars are primer, even the ones that are up on blocks. We even talks likes dem people say we do s on the tv! My whole family has not got a full set of teeth tween us. I allways wondered if I get a divorce if my X wife will still be my sister? Any of you super smart people know?

 

[Turn'Nburn]

How else would he know what it tasted like?

Ewww... I wasn't aware that semen analysis included a tastes test? :ror:

I'll remember that next time I donate!

 

[johnnyh66]

next time I donate!

Skip the middle man and just walk to women and see if they'd like some... especially lesbians, they always need sperm "thumbsup"

 

[JeremyH]

Ewww... I wasn't aware that semen analysis included a tastes test? :ror:

Apparently it does in Mexico....

I'll remember that next time I donate!

Make sure you eat a bunch of REALLY spicy food the night before...."thumbsup"

 

[skid plate]

Dutch oven her ass............:lmao:

If she survives, do it again and again.

You might as well have some fun too.





JC
8)

 

[cul8tr]

nice... You know if things don't work out for you there is always room in my bed. I'll sleep on the sofa since my side is more comfortable than Brandi's. All my buddies tell me it's pretty good once you get whatever that means?

just sayin

past the first 3 worn out inches

That's funny!!!!!!!!!

Thanks guy for this post. I haven't laughed this much in a long time.

 

[Armistice]

Unfortunately I work outside all day, or I would too.

I work morning to early evening, so I only browse after

 

[ColquittCustom405]

I taste everything at least once....

 

[scale4x4]

chit chat classics?

 

[seabeejeep]

Just read all 12 pages..GREAT"thumbsup"

 

[bob1961]

all 12 pages :shock: don't you have your profile set to 40 posts a page, i only see 6 pages........bob

....

 

[braceysdad]

taste like dirty penny? He got her in the grocery hole...