I think my GF is cheating....

[crunky]

still ?

 

[unknownhero55]

Best thread iv seen yet:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[Hydro-Tank]

"I mean full of semen" "Unless shes using them on her vibrator."

Ya, a vibrator that produces semen. Great guess.

 

[JeremyH]

Page 3....what's this doing back there?!?!

 

[Robbob]

Page 3....what's this doing back there?!?!

It was the Superbowl.

Nothing to fix and no one hungry for tacos?

 

[JeremyH]

It was the Superbowl.

Nothing to fix and no one hungry for tacos?

So, while CC was in the living room watching the game, Ralph was in the back fixing the plumbing?

 

[Robbob]

So, while CC was in the living room watching the game, Ralph was in the back fixing the plumbing?

Snaking tubes?


CC do any carpenter work? Maybe if he layed wood around the house he would be in the way when Ralph comes to clean the pipes.

 

[ColquittCustom405]

Ralph did come over for the game. But at half time he said he was gonna go out on the porch for a smoke real quick. About 20seconds later Ethel says; "Ima go git me sum sausage real quick, for brakefast real quic like" Well about 2mins before the game comes back on the tube Ralph comes in side, then my GF walks inside. Here is the kicker...My GF didn't cvome back with the sausage. I asked her and she said I ate it on the way back. WTH!?? Who eats sausage cold?

 

[CrawlinMike]

WTH!?? Who eats sausage cold?

I don't think she ate cold sausage.....

 

[Robbob]

Wow brave girl eating raw meat.

Can't you get worms from that? Maybe you should take her to get xrays. Never know if there's anything swimming around in there from a mouthful of raw meat.

Well that's unless she got the precooked cooked sausage.

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[Twisted Nuts]

I think your full of Chit!
There is no way I would catch my wife with a "so called" Friend more than once! After he got out of the hospital, he would gladly forget he ever met me and her!
And her AZZ would be kickin cans
To entertain herself while she walked on down the road.

 

[Turn'Nburn]

Who eats sausage cold?

No me! I always have Gam Gam warm it.

 

[Jmilz]

FUNNY!!! PS he aint fixing nuttin for free. Somebody is paying, and I think I know who.

 

[JeremyH]

I think your full of Chit!

Why would he lie about such a thing?

 

[Twisted Nuts]

Starved for attention I suppose :lmao:

 

[JeremyH]

Starved for attention I suppose :lmao:

Certainly not. CC is a well regarded member of this website.....there would be no reason for him to lie about a subject like this...

 

[Twisted Nuts]

If you say so :lmao:

 

[JeremyH]

If you say so :lmao:

You're name isn't "Ralph" by chance, is it?

 

[johnnyh66]

I think your full of Chit!

Full of Chit Chat perhaps ;-)

 

[Twisted Nuts]

Nope. My friends aren't generous enough to let me get away with it more than once.

But I am a Plumber, and love to lay pipe!!