I just found a sheet of paper that has lots of quotes from the roadtrip to Moab. Probably happened in Kansas, as that state sucks. These were made in normal conversation, but some could be taken the wrong way when quoted "out of context"
Lick it bitch!
I've been playing with my twig!
Whats the secret to you meat?
My left *** hurts
Jason got his black stick today
Did I do him?
You guys sure know a lot about wood.
My roomate majored in wood.
One good knock would bend the front of mine.
Kansas has more tractors than buildings.
exit 277 - Jeep road.
These morons couldnt troubleshoot a series circuit!
This place is so boring that the clouds dont even hang around.
Why are there no pirates in Kansas? Cause it sucks!!
Hey, you want some?
Holy Sh!t!! More Nothing!
Welcome to Kansas.
Brushed- Kansas. Brushless- Moab.
ooooooo Indoor pool. Isnt there enough room for an outdoor pool here?
I went through kansas and all I got was this lousy accent.
I love the backside.
I love the backside as well.
I wish I had a camel toe
Im gonna be sore tommorow.
I think there was another sheet around here, but I havent found it yet.
Lick it bitch!
I've been playing with my twig!
Whats the secret to you meat?
My left *** hurts
Jason got his black stick today
Did I do him?
You guys sure know a lot about wood.
My roomate majored in wood.
One good knock would bend the front of mine.
Kansas has more tractors than buildings.
exit 277 - Jeep road.
These morons couldnt troubleshoot a series circuit!
This place is so boring that the clouds dont even hang around.
Why are there no pirates in Kansas? Cause it sucks!!
Hey, you want some?
Holy Sh!t!! More Nothing!
Welcome to Kansas.
Brushed- Kansas. Brushless- Moab.
ooooooo Indoor pool. Isnt there enough room for an outdoor pool here?
I went through kansas and all I got was this lousy accent.
I love the backside.
I love the backside as well.
I wish I had a camel toe
Im gonna be sore tommorow.
I think there was another sheet around here, but I havent found it yet.
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