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Old 12-16-2008, 09:08 AM   #1
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Cool god damn nosy neighbor!

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair; drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over
and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"


I took a drink from my can of Miller Lite, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of
this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied,

"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
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Old 12-16-2008, 09:26 AM   #2
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That's funny.... I don't care who you are that's funny right there.
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Old 12-16-2008, 09:29 AM   #3
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Lol! Couldn't have a better smart ass response!
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:06 AM   #4
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Nice.
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:14 AM   #5
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That is good its always nice when the neighbors are looking out for your best interests imagine what her poor ass husband has to deal with
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That is awesome. *bows*
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Old 12-16-2008, 11:26 AM   #7
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Great come back LOL, Too funny
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Old 12-16-2008, 11:33 AM   #8
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That was an awesome comeback lol , I cant think of stuff like that on short notice lmao.
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That's classic.
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:10 PM   #10
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:12 PM   #11
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That was an awesome comeback lol , I cant think of stuff like that on short notice lmao.
lol i think some of yall are giving me more credit than is due. its just a copy and pasted joke. i mean seriously, its the middle of winter even in texas, aint no body cutting grass
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:13 PM   #12
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glad i dont have close neighbors

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Old 12-16-2008, 12:23 PM   #13
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They have grass in Texas?
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Old 12-16-2008, 05:29 PM   #14
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They have grass in Texas?
Only if they smuggle it from across the Rio Grande.

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Old 12-16-2008, 05:33 PM   #15
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LOL I was just going to ask for pics

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lol i think some of yall are giving me more credit than is due. its just a copy and pasted joke. i mean seriously, its the middle of winter even in texas, aint no body cutting grass
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Old 12-16-2008, 09:48 PM   #16
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LOL I was just going to ask for pics
why would you want pics to see if he was hung or not?:-P
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:28 AM   #17
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seriously...........
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i mean seriously, its the middle of winter even in texas, aint no body cutting grass
I cut mine last weekend.....but mostly to just mulch up leaves.
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:27 AM   #19
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LOL!!! I meant of the grass cutter

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LOL I was just going to ask for pics
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why would you want pics to see if he was hung or not?:-P
Laughed harder when i saw this than the joke

Too good...
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