12-16-2008, 09:08 AM | #1 |
~THE SCALE SHOP~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: KILLEEN TX
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| god damn nosy neighbor!
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair; drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my can of Miller Lite, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass." |
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12-16-2008, 09:26 AM | #2 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tuscaloosa
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That's funny.... I don't care who you are that's funny right there.
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12-16-2008, 09:29 AM | #3 |
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Lol! Couldn't have a better smart ass response!
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12-16-2008, 10:06 AM | #4 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Great Britain
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Nice. |
12-16-2008, 10:14 AM | #5 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: appleton
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That is good its always nice when the neighbors are looking out for your best interests imagine what her poor ass husband has to deal with
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12-16-2008, 11:18 AM | #6 |
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That is awesome. *bows*
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12-16-2008, 11:26 AM | #7 |
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Great come back LOL, Too funny |
12-16-2008, 11:33 AM | #8 |
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That was an awesome comeback lol , I cant think of stuff like that on short notice lmao. |
12-16-2008, 11:52 AM | #9 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: St. Louis
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That's classic. |
12-16-2008, 12:10 PM | #10 |
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wa wa wawawawawawawa
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12-16-2008, 12:12 PM | #11 |
~THE SCALE SHOP~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: KILLEEN TX
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| lol i think some of yall are giving me more credit than is due. its just a copy and pasted joke. i mean seriously, its the middle of winter even in texas, aint no body cutting grass |
12-16-2008, 12:13 PM | #12 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Irvine KY
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glad i dont have close neighbors
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12-16-2008, 12:23 PM | #13 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Not here
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They have grass in Texas?
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12-16-2008, 05:29 PM | #14 |
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12-16-2008, 05:33 PM | #15 |
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12-16-2008, 09:48 PM | #16 |
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12-17-2008, 08:28 AM | #17 |
~THE SCALE SHOP~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: KILLEEN TX
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seriously...........
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12-17-2008, 08:31 AM | #18 |
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12-17-2008, 10:27 AM | #19 |
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12-17-2008, 11:33 AM | #20 |
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