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View Poll Results: do i still have a chance? | |||
hopefully | 1 | 0.00% | |
maybe | 15 | 0.01% | |
not at all | 10 | 0.00% | |
I am just a moron | 97,915 | 33.33% | |
I am an attention whore | 97,898 | 33.33% | |
I wouldn't know what to do with the girl anyway | 97,910 | 33.33% | |
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12-18-2005, 11:37 AM | #1 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: fresno
Posts: 213
| cute girl and i puked
ok i drank 12 tall cans last night when we went dirt bike rideing, there was this hot hot hot chick and shes 17 im 18, and she was talking to me for a few hours from what i was told but i barfed right in front of her and got embareassed and didnt ask her for her 7 digets. and i cant rember her name, just that it had crap comeing out of my nose like a fire hose
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12-18-2005, 11:48 AM | #2 |
owner, Holmes Hobbies LLC Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Volt up! Gear down!
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is she a drinker too?
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12-18-2005, 12:02 PM | #3 |
RCC Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: SERCRC
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| Maybe. She might dig fawked up dudes with vomit all over of them. Try talking to her again..... only sober next time. Apologize for selling Buick's at the party and try to convince her that you're not like that most of the time. Admit that you had too much to drink but you also think you may have had a stomach bug or ate some bad Chinese. ;) |
12-18-2005, 12:03 PM | #4 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: fresno
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no but the reason y i puked was i took a big bong rip after i was drunk and that got me coffing and then i spewed but she a punk rocker nose and lip pirced with short spiky hair and her fam. run a drug house kinda
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12-18-2005, 12:04 PM | #5 | |
2006 2.2 National Champ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Big Bear Lake
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I'm sure she'll get over it. | |
12-18-2005, 12:06 PM | #6 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: fresno
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she dosent smoke anything but cigs and live in a trailer i guess i left that out |
12-18-2005, 12:12 PM | #7 |
RCC Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Auburn, WA
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Drinking and motorcycles, real good idea dumbass.
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12-18-2005, 12:19 PM | #8 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: fresno
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drink till you get buzzed enough that your not scared to look dumb. duhh |
12-18-2005, 12:22 PM | #9 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: May 2005 Location: omaha
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1. If she does hook up with you she has no class but, you get to nail a freak. Freaks are fun. 2.If she runs, wow, you ran off a metal faced, trail _____ chick, even freaks won't touch you! Good luck either way |
12-18-2005, 12:24 PM | #10 | |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: and OR. if . . . . Gone Fishin :p :b :p
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Are you drinking right now? | |
12-18-2005, 12:48 PM | #11 |
RCC Addict Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Provo
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spew again if you spew and she comes back it was meant to be if you blowchunks and she doesnt come back then it was never meant to be |
12-18-2005, 12:57 PM | #12 | |
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12-18-2005, 01:29 PM | #13 |
Newbie Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Anchorage
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Ahh, a trailer trash love story. Warms my heart. I'd say let it go man, let it go and sober up. |
12-18-2005, 01:55 PM | #14 | |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: *
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12-18-2005, 02:06 PM | #15 | |
RCC Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Auburn, WA
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12-18-2005, 02:13 PM | #16 |
R.I.P. Chip Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Crawler State
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I am going to need to see pics of her tits before I can vote.
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12-18-2005, 03:06 PM | #17 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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All we need now is for Blazed to add "oh and she's got a kid" and it'll be a match made in heaven.
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12-18-2005, 03:08 PM | #18 |
Pebble Pounder Join Date: May 2004
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I think "She" was really a "He", you were just too drunk/ripped to know the difference. If "She" comes back around, go for it and remember, No really means Yes! Oh, and if you have drink to ride well enough to "look good"........ Be sure to ride without a helmet. Chicks dig that! |
12-18-2005, 03:33 PM | #19 |
RCC Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Auburn, WA
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Remember too, if you don't fall you aren't going fast enough.
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12-18-2005, 03:43 PM | #20 |
RCC Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: SERCRC
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| It looks like "i'm a moron" is in the lead. |
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