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03-09-2011, 03:47 PM | #22 | |
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03-09-2011, 06:02 PM | #23 |
Suck it up! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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A guy is at a bar, and has been drinking all night. Suddenly he pukes all down the front of his shirt. "Oh my god" he says to the bartender. "My wife is going to kill me! There's no way I can get out of this one..." The bartender says "Yes there is. What you do is stick a $10 bill in your pocket, and when you get home, pull it out and tell her someone else puked on your shirt, and gave you $10 to have it cleaned. "Thats a great idea!" replied the drunk guy, and headed home. A short while later he is met by his wife at the front door, still completely hammered. "Where the hell have you been and what the hell did you do to your shirt?!" The guy reaches into his pocket for the money to show his wife and says "Oh, well, you see, this guy puked on me at the bar, and he gave me $10 to clean my shirt". His wife looks at the money and says "But thats a $20." "Oh, yeah...he crapped in my pants too." |
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