Jokes for kids

[jojo303d]

Edited version: how do you turn a dishsasher into a snowblower?
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.hand your mom a shovel!!!!!

[gas]

not real fuuny

Originally Posted by Reflection

My son had a group project in his class at school and needed jokes. Found allot of jokes, even for different age groups here.


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[fred0000]

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother. He says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!"

[RPMJ]

This is one of my youngest son's favorites:

One day while in school Johnny was learning the alphabet. He had to go to the restroom. Johnny raised his hand and asked if he could go to the bathroom, the Teacher replied, as soon as we are done. Johnny patiently waited but the urge was getting worse.


He raised his hand again and the teacher said as soon as we're are done you can go. Well by now Johnny is about to wet his pants. He waves his arm again and tells the Teacher, I really need to go to the bathroom.


The Teacher replies , I will let you go if you recite the alphabet for me. So Johnny says "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ" The Teacher asks where is the P? Johnny replies, running down my leg........