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05-17-2011, 10:28 PM
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| Suck it up!   Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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So my son has a talent show coming up and we decided to write some jokes (some may be old, I'm not sure, I'm just writing down what comes in my head). I'll post what we've got so far, and if you've got anything to contribute, please do. Why did the squirrel cross the road? He was nuts. How did the frog die? He croaked. Why was the butter happy? He was on a roll. Why did the pirate sneak into the movies? It was rated "arrrrrrr". Why did the cow walk out of the movie? It was udderly boring. |
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05-17-2011, 10:36 PM
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| TEAM MODERATOR  Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tennessee
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My son had a group project in his class at school and needed jokes. Found allot of jokes, even for different age groups here. jokes4allages.blogspot.com Last edited by Reflection; 05-17-2011 at 10:44 PM. |
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05-17-2011, 10:39 PM
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 I think you need to check that link. Last edited by Reflection; 05-17-2011 at 10:44 PM. | |
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05-17-2011, 11:01 PM
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What did the cloud say to the rain drop? Your going down!
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05-17-2011, 11:06 PM
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| cherry bomb   Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Nanaimo, BC, Canada
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what do you call cheese that isn't yours?.... nacho cheese (say it, sounds better said then read, "not your cheese".... yeah lame.
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05-17-2011, 11:19 PM
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05-18-2011, 05:20 AM
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What do you call a camel with no humps........ Humphrey....
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05-18-2011, 10:38 AM
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Some childish jokes...... An new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation. A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it's too tired Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now A chicken crossing the road in poultry in motion |
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05-18-2011, 11:35 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Knee deep in a creek with a fish on the line
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want to hear a dirty joke..........the white horse fell in the mud 2 peices of sting try to get into a movie, but the ticket man says we dont let string in this theater. So they go around the corner, tie themselves in a knot, and unravel their ends and go back. The ticket taker says hey are'nt you those 2 peices of string? the reply no we're afraid knot. |
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05-18-2011, 01:07 PM
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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze!
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05-18-2011, 04:00 PM
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill........to get to the bottom!
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05-18-2011, 04:21 PM
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Ok here goes:Why do toadstools grow so close together?Because there isn't mushroom.I'm sorry that was in spore taste,I can't help it I'm just a fungi!  |
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05-18-2011, 04:23 PM
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05-18-2011, 04:29 PM
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05-18-2011, 04:36 PM
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X3 what a jackwagon! |
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05-18-2011, 04:44 PM
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05-18-2011, 04:56 PM
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05-18-2011, 05:43 PM
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A big busted girl walk into a church with no shrit on,  Wait kids jokes. |
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05-18-2011, 05:44 PM
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05-18-2011, 07:44 PM
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Great thing about firefox and chrome, rick rolls can be closed with one click. |
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