Funny Pictures

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[CrawlinMike]

Funniest decals I've ever bought.

[puddin]

That's awesome.

[BJoe]

Love the Grumpy Car stickers!


I've thought is would be funny to put reflective Troll Face stickers on my two........a glossy black sticker that would light up like cop car stickers when the lights hit it for my Black Chrysler and a reflective window tint grey/black to put on the back window of my XJ.

[CrawlinMike]

Thanks guys. The troll face would be hilarious too. My pickup has a lhs decal, NRA decal, gripfab decal, grumpy cat, and a breed specific legislation decal. The last couple months I've had to attend town hall meetings where a few people are trying to introduce BLS laws against any bully breed and mixes. BS

[BJoe]

What gave me that idea is that the Bill Kay Chrysler/Plymouth dealer Dad bought his second XJ from stuck these 5" dia smiley face stickers on their used cars and the one on this '90 was right behind the spare tire and directly on the hatch glass. Dad has been able to throw our XJ's around in ways that most people wouldn't expect an any SUV to be driven let alone that generation of SUV and embarrass the hell outta people who had what should have been much better handling cars. More than one hot shot found that stupid yellow smiley face on the back of Dad's '90 XJ grinning at them while he was pulling away from them coming out of corners while they struggled with not getting themselves in even deeper trouble than they were already in. Well, being my father's son, I'm not much better and would love to put a troll face in the same spot of my XJ and since my 200 has the 283hp V-6 and there's only one obvious cue to separate the I-4 rental queens from the mid 14 second V-6 sedans is the number of tailpipes and the yellow gas caps, suddenly having trollface pop up on the back of that car would be funny to me.

[bob1961]

Originally Posted by CrawlinMike

Funniest decals I've ever bought.

now I want a grumpy cat decal ....

[bob1961]

[1tonscout]

[cody426]

^ lol, took me a while to catch that one.

[HyperMark]

It's a shame it's a photoshop job.
That N-Number is actually registered to a 1954 NORTH AMERICAN T-28C owned by CHINO WARBIRDS INC in HOUSTON TX.
I wish it were true though.

[bob1961]

the meaning is there though ....

[1tonscout]

Originally Posted by HyperMark

It's a shame it's a photoshop job.
That N-Number is actually registered to a 1954 NORTH AMERICAN T-28C owned by CHINO WARBIRDS INC in HOUSTON TX.
I wish it were true though.

I found it on pirate. here's a follow up:
Embry Riddle Aeronautical University in Prescott, AZ use to have a Cessna 172S Skyhawk with that call number, too many people called foul so they sold the registration number to a museum in TX that runs it on this plane (look rely close and you can see it on the tail).

[bob1961]

[CrawlinMike]

[Hunter711]

^Are those RC4WD stamped rims?

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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, Silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
"Boy, go git yo Momma...."

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Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.

The Chinese man says, “If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I’ll kill myself.”

The Italian guy says, “If I get another slice of pizza, I’ll kill myself.”

The redneck says, “Iffin I get another ham hock, I’ll kill myself.”

The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw themselves in front of an oncoming train. At the funeral the Chinese man’s wife says, “If only I hadn’t packed an egg roll that day.”

The Italian guy’s wife says, “If only I hadn’t packed a slice of pizza that day.”

“Don’t look at me,” says the redneck’s wife. “He done packed his own vittles.”

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