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08-10-2007, 06:59 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bryant, AR
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Ford: Fix It Again Tony "Thats a Fiat Dale" LOL quote from King of the Hill |
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08-10-2007, 07:32 AM
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| Sinking with the ship   Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: El Capitan...sole survivor and sinking fast
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TOYOTA- Take Off Your Oversized Tires A$$hole  Proud Yota owner with 35s  |
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08-10-2007, 09:25 AM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: hour south of nashville TN
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08-10-2007, 10:12 AM
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08-10-2007, 10:25 AM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: on the edge
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ford spelled backwards.....driver returns on foot fors escort....either suck cokc or ride train |
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08-10-2007, 06:24 PM
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| I joined the Band! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: i cant remember
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08-10-2007, 06:32 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: watching jasoninaugusta's avatar
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Fiat: Fix it again Tony!
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08-10-2007, 08:18 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sierra Vista, Arizona
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Forgive me if any of you are Korean.... KIA Korean Idiot Association |
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08-10-2007, 09:22 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: May 2005 Location: Twin Cities
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Honda Hold On Not Done Accelerating |
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08-10-2007, 09:24 PM
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08-10-2007, 09:30 PM
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08-11-2007, 02:12 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sierra Vista, Arizona
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| ACURA: Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AMC: All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe AUDI: Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Automobile Under Demonic Influence Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW: Big Mormon Wagon Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Break My Window Break My Windshield Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Barely Moving Wreck Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Born Moderately Wealthy Breaks Most Wrenches Bring More Wrenches Brings Me Women Brings More Women Broken Money Waster Broke My Wallet Broken Monstrous Wonder Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Blasphemous Motorized Wreck BUICK: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques DODGE: Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT: Failed Italian Automotive Technology Fix It Again, Tony! Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD: Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On Race Day First On Recall Day Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Foot On Road Decelerates Forced On Reluctant Drivers Formed Of Rejected DNA Forwarded Once; Return Denied Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fork Over Repair Dough Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funny Old Rattling Dump (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked GM: General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Motors Generally Miserable Grossly Misconceived Gluteus Maximus GMC: Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Gets Mechanics Crazy Gods Mechanical Curse Got More Crap Great Mountain Climber Great Motor Car GTO: Gas, Tires, Oil HONDA: Had One Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... JEEP: Just Eats Every Part Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Just Empty Every Pocket MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MG: Money Guzzler MGB: Might Go Backwards MGF: Might Go Forward MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate MOPAR: Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Move Over People Are Racing Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain't Running My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment PINTO: Put In Nickel To Operate Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH: Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood PONTIAC: Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB: Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears ***-Backwards SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired *** The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH: This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW: Virtually Worthless ALFA: Aging Latin F***wit's Ambulance. ASTON MARTIN: A Silly Toy Of Neurotic Middle Aged Rich Toffs Investing Needlessly CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars. CHRYSLER: Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement. HOLDEN: Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noises ISUZU: It Sucks, Unless Zero Used JAGUAR: Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop. LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious. MERCEDES: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales MINI: Moron Inside Notably Insane MINIVAN: Manhood Is Nonexistent, I'm Vasectomized And Neutered. MITSUBISHI: Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete; and another - Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly NISSAN: Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now. PLYMOUTH: Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood! PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything. SUZUKI: Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside TORANA: Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration. VOLKSWAGEN: Vehicle Owners-Losers Knowingly Suffering With All German Engineered Nonsense. I know its a huge list but hey, they are all pretty funny... Last edited by Krawlin; 08-11-2007 at 02:21 PM. |
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08-11-2007, 08:10 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando
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International: I'll Never Take Engine Races Near A Top Inspection On A Linclon. Man I love that one. |
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08-11-2007, 09:51 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Long Island NY
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08-11-2007, 10:29 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Rochester
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Kia: Killed in Automobile
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