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Old 08-09-2007, 09:59 PM   #1
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Automobile Acronyms
AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented


BMW
Brutal Money Waster


BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer


CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time


DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere


FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology


FORD
Found On Road, Dead


GM
General Maintenance


GMC
Garage Man's Companion


HONDA
Had One Never Did Again


HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...


MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along


OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment


SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown


TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto


VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object


VW
Virtually Worthless

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Old 08-09-2007, 10:00 PM   #2
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JEEP
Just Empty Every Pocket
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:08 PM   #3
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Ford- Fix Or Repair Daily, F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge
But hey at least ford was smart enugh to circle the problem!
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Ford

First On Race Day
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:14 PM   #5
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Ford=First over prized rig down

Jeep=Another four letter word for junk

Toylet=Chevrolet powered Toyota

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Old 08-09-2007, 10:18 PM   #6
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My personal favorite:

F'in Owner's Really Dumb
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GMC
generic made chevy
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:26 PM   #8
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Ford

Fn Okies really Digem
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:29 PM   #9
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any one got something for Subaru !

haha idk

Subaru Some Ugly Bum Automobile Runs unsafe
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Some Uninformed Buyers Are Really Used
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:55 PM   #11
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I guess nissan is just to good.
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any one got something for Subaru !
No, but someone called it a Lezbaru and that's funny.
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:57 PM   #13
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NISSAN= Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
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Old 08-09-2007, 11:01 PM   #14
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Mopar

Most over powered and respected.
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Old 08-09-2007, 11:03 PM   #15
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Ford:
Flip Over; Read Directions
F'd On Rainy Days
Fix, Or Recycle Dilemma

Subaru:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair... Usually!

PONTIAC:
People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac

Jeep:
Just Enough Engine Power
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Acura: Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Acura: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Acura: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Acura: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Acura: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents

Though I love ford This is a good one
Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous

Jeep: Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts
Jeep: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Jeep: Just Eat Every Pickle.
Jeep: Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Jeep: Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jeep: Jumps Everything Ever Parked

Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races

Nissan: Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
Nissan: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
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Old 08-10-2007, 04:50 AM   #17
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FORD
For Out Running Dale(3)

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming
Georgia Milk Cow
Great Mountain Climber
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Jackass......You need to be punched in the throat.
Chill a little he said he was sorry, he could have typed it like this ni**er and got the same point.
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:42 AM   #19
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GMC= Gay mans coach
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Chevrolet

Chews Heads, Eats Valve's, Races Only Little Electric Trains
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