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Understanding Women
- Thread starter EeePee
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calikingcrawler
RCC Addict
Awwwww the first of the 10 book set.
fernando
RCC Addict
Just skip to the last page. It reads " Just have alot of money and all is good ".:mrgreen:
DUDE
RCC Addict
It's not your job to understand women, it's your job to tolerate them if you so choose. ;-)
BJoe
I wanna be Dave
Probably the Queen's English.......so it's just different enough we still won't be sure of what it says!
Turn'Nburn
Rock Crawler
microgoat
I wanna be Dave
Summary?
That's the table of contents.
That's the table of contents.
Hoosierdady
Fan of wheelspeed
just keep the pimp hand strong son.
bob1961
I wanna be Dave
you can't please them cause they never tell you how :lmao: ....but if you do something wrong trying they'll surely let you know, but not why :roll: ....you can't kill them and remain free to find one that "MIGHT" be better :lmao: ....my first wife would say i'm smuthering her with too much attention so i back off, now i'm ignoring her and the bitch feast goes on :shock: ....not that i have even thought bout going gay, but who else who's what us guys want in a partner :lmao: ....don't get me wrong i'm not that desperate to flip it that way, but women do suck and not in the good way :roll: ....girls we are not mind readers, not that we want to wonder in your your heads anyway :lmao: but dang meet us at least half way "thumbsup" ....married twice and not even thinking of finding out if the 3rd time is a charm 
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Understanding women is easy, it's explaining the importance of Super300HD's to my girlfriend and why she should buy them for me which is the tough part.
Sh0rtBus
RCC Addict
That book is bullshit! Understanding women is metaphysically unpossible.
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
* the Death Slide,
* the Wall of Fear,
* the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
* every thing there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed."I meant my dress size, you twit!"
The moral of the story:
"Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong."
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
* the Death Slide,
* the Wall of Fear,
* the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
* every thing there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed."I meant my dress size, you twit!"
The moral of the story:
"Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong."
I barely understand what my wife is talking about most of the time. It's like she thinks the topic of the conversation or statement has been mentally transferred to me but what she has to say about it has to come out of her mouth.
Here's some actual conversations that she has approached me with:
Her - "It wasn't what we thought it was going to be."
Me - "What?"
Her - "You know, that thing."
Me - "Wtf are you talking about?"
Another....
Her -"Its not going to be here until Wednesday."
Me - "What?"
Her - "That thing I ordered."
Me - "What thing?"
Her - "The thing I ordered online."
Me - "What thing?"
Her - "You know, the book I ordered."
Me - "No, I don't know."
Her - "Sigh...I told you about it last week!"
One of the classics...
Her - "Hand me that thing." (nods at table full of stuff)
Me - "What thing?"
Her - "That thing right there." (points at the table full of stuff)
Me - "What 'thing' do you want?"
Her - "That thing right there in front!" (nods and points at the table full of stuff)
Me - "What 'thing'? Does it not have a name?"
Her - "Dammit, the glue! Hand me the glue!"
Here's some actual conversations that she has approached me with:
Her - "It wasn't what we thought it was going to be."
Me - "What?"
Her - "You know, that thing."
Me - "Wtf are you talking about?"
Another....
Her -"Its not going to be here until Wednesday."
Me - "What?"
Her - "That thing I ordered."
Me - "What thing?"
Her - "The thing I ordered online."
Me - "What thing?"
Her - "You know, the book I ordered."
Me - "No, I don't know."
Her - "Sigh...I told you about it last week!"
One of the classics...
Her - "Hand me that thing." (nods at table full of stuff)
Me - "What thing?"
Her - "That thing right there." (points at the table full of stuff)
Me - "What 'thing' do you want?"
Her - "That thing right there in front!" (nods and points at the table full of stuff)
Me - "What 'thing'? Does it not have a name?"
Her - "Dammit, the glue! Hand me the glue!"
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JeremyH
I wanna be Dave
I've had those same conversations. Has yours ever dreamed or thought part of a conversation (but not vocalized any of it), then not understood why you didnt understand what the hell they were talking about? Mine has...
Every. Damn. Day. :ror:
She's also gotten mad at me because she had a dream that I cheated on her.
JeremyH
I wanna be Dave
See.....that makes it easy to understand women.....they're crazy. Nuff said. :ror:
I understand that I shouldn't try to understand. "thumbsup"
Sh0rtBus
RCC Addict
Yup...I've been woke up from a dead sleep in the middle of the night for that one a couple times.
That's how.my girlfriend is about directions she'll be like get over ill ask which way she says there I say I don't know where there is I need a left or right she says well I was pointing.
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