Charlie-III
I wanna be Dave
As for the topic at hand I say no piece of ass is worth the pain and hurt it would cause your ol lady back home. You made that vow when you said I do. If you want to let your junk hang out and troll for strange then end the marriage and go have fun.
I usually try to remember this, "Is the EFF'n you're getting worth the EFF'n you're gonna get??!!":shock::roll:
OP, I would have likely done as you did, FWIW.8)