Anyone else see a problem with this?

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by dezfan

If you had extra ammo, you would have no fear.

There is not enough ammo for that disease. Besides...where would you stop?

[Mr.Slave]

Originally Posted by dezfan

If you had extra ammo, you would have no fear.

I think I might be broken, I don't have any ammo and I'm not scarred.

some one tell me what should I fear next?

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by Mr.Slave

some one tell me what should I fear next?

Earthworms. A sparrow told me today that there is going to be an uprising.

[dezfan]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

There is not enough ammo for that disease. Besides...where would you stop?

Ahhhh, now there is a question for the ages.

[ThinkTank]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

Earthworms. A sparrow told me today that there is going to be an uprising.

That bastard.
He told me it was mutant zombie squirrel flu..

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by dezfan

Ahhhh, now there is a question for the ages.

Actually, the answer is quite simple. You stop with yourself. Can't get much accomplished after that...

Originally Posted by ThinkTank

That bastard.
He told me it was mutant zombie squirrel flu..

The MZSF, as we in the know call it, is part of the broader plan. Somewhere I have an oak leaf with everything written out in detail. Right now I have a garrison of garden spiders forming an inpenatrable web shield around my home. They of course have built in a flap and are posting guards so that I may continue to run my Slash in the yard on the agreement that I pilot it (when needed) during thier recon missions around the squirrel kingdom.

[dezfan]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

Actually, the answer is quite simple. You stop with yourself. Can't get much accomplished after that...

Well what would I do w/ he extra ammo them?:?

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by dezfan

Well what would I do w/ he extra ammo them?:?

Leave it to the MZSF resistance fighters. Duh.

[dezfan]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

Leave it to the MZSF resistance fighters. Duh.

I knew I kept you around for a reason.

[ThinkTank]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

Leave it to the MZSF resistance fighters. Duh.

How do the earthworms fit in all of this?
Also when is John Connor supposed to show up and lead the resistance?

[dezfan]

Originally Posted by ThinkTank

How do the earthworms fit in all of this?
Also when is John Connor supposed to show up and lead the resistance?

As soon as Slave pulls his eyeball out and reveals that he is a terminator.

[montana.matt]

Originally Posted by eron

Does some fawktard just sit at a desk and just think if idiotic ways to piss America off?

Yep....

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by dezfan

I knew I kept you around for a reason.

You mean other than the fact that I am being prepped to be the Messiah of the New World?

Originally Posted by ThinkTank

How do the earthworms fit in all of this?
Also when is John Connor supposed to show up and lead the resistance?

Like most wars, this one has come about due to thier religious beliefs. Long story short, we apparently aren't the gods they were brought up to believe we are, so they are planning a global assault to take us out. Its messy, and the details are too numerable to mention. How they managed to the the squirrels to back them baffles us all.

Thankfully the moles have sided with humanity and will be keeping guard below ground, setting up large patrol tunnels around and under the major cities. They are strategicly located near water sources, and should a major influx of worms be sited in these tunnels, they will be very easy to flood.

[dezfan]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

You mean other than the fact that I am being prepped to be the Messiah of the New World?

I thought the Messiah was in office already?:?

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by dezfan

I thought the Messiah was in office already?:?

Just one of many decoys...but I've said to much already.

[ThinkTank]

Originally Posted by dezfan

As soon as Slave pulls his eyeball out and reveals that he is a terminator.

That is going to be difficult..

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

You mean other than the fact that I am being prepped to be the Messiah of the New World?

I thought your name was Butch or something, not John. :?

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

Like most wars, this one has come about due to thier religious beliefs. Long story short, we apparently aren't the gods they were brought up to believe we are, so they are planning a global assault to take us out. Its messy, and the details are too numerable to mention. How they managed to the the squirrels to back them baffles us all.

I did get that feeling that we were being watched.
How much C4 can a earthworm carry anyways?
I knew I shouldn't have shot that squirrel..

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

Thankfully the moles have sided with humanity and will be keeping guard below ground, setting up large patrol tunnels around and under the major cities. They are strategicly located near water sources, and should a major influx of worms be sited in these tunnels, they will be very easy to flood.

There's nothing like a bunch of blind rodents to stop the annihilation of the human race. Does Godzilla have dibs on New York and Tokyo?

[ThinkTank]

Originally Posted by dezfan

I thought the Messiah was in office already?:?

That's Duuuddely's long lost brother, three times removed cousin on his
mothers sisters side.

[Mr.Slave]

damn those worms with their multiple hearts man 2 sets of balls.

[Mr.Slave]

Originally Posted by ThinkTank

There's nothing like a bunch of blind rodents to stop the annihilation of the human race. Does Godzilla have dibs on New York and Tokyo?

I call jo-burg.

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by ThinkTank

I thought your name was Butch or something, not John. :?

Ironicly, my "Christian" name is Christian (seriously). We are working on my new NW name so that it is pronouncable for all living creatures.

Originally Posted by ThinkTank

I did get that feeling that we were being watched.
How much C4 can a earthworm carry anyways?
I knew I shouldn't have shot that squirrel..

This is not a new development, though it was just recently discovered. So yes, they have been plotting our demise for quite some time. At least a millenia (in worm years).

Originally Posted by ThinkTank

There's nothing like a bunch of blind rodents to stop the annihilation of the human race. Does Godzilla have dibs on New York and Tokyo?

Blind rodents are our best defence at this point. Due to thier keen sense of motion and vibration, they will easily detect any underground movement.

Godzilla unfortunately is sitting this one out. Due to his size and age, he is all but crippled by osteoporosis. He will be assisting via satelite in planning our tactical movements. Mothra was also contacted, but expressed no interest for either side. She will continue to reside on her moon base during the conflict.