Anyone else see a problem with this?

[ThinkTank]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

Ironicly, my "Christian" name is Christian (seriously). We are working on my new NW name so that it is pronouncable for all living creatures.

Try it with a french accent.

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

This is not a new development, though it was just recently discovered. So yes, they have been plotting our demise for quite some time. At least a millenia (in worm years).

So you got a good 2 maybe 3,000 years of training before they tunnel close enough to hurt us?

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

Blind rodents are our best defence at this point. Due to thier keen sense of motion and vibration, they will easily detect any underground movement.

So what will blind rodent do when he spots them? Use foul language? Yo Mama jokes? A can of spray spray duct-taped to a lighter?

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

Godzilla unfortunately is sitting this one out. Due to his size and age, he is all but crippled by osteoporosis. He will be assisting via satelite in planning our tactical movements. Mothra was also contacted, but expressed no interest for either side. She will continue to reside on her moon base during the conflict.

So that's why NASA is going to blow the Moon to smithereens.

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by ThinkTank

Try it with a french accent.

Ok.

Iruneecly, uh, my "Chreestiun" neme-a is ,uh, Chreestiun (sereeuoosly). Uh, vee ere-a vurkeeng oon my noo NW neme-a su thet it is, uh, prunuoonceble, uh, fur ell leefing, uh, creetoores.

Originally Posted by ThinkTank

So you got a good 2 maybe 3,000 years of training before they tunnel close enough to hurt us?

I do not have that information at this time, but I would suggest a good sturdy shoe just to be safe.

Originally Posted by ThinkTank

So what will blind rodent do when he spots them? Use foul language? Yo Mama jokes? A can of spray spray duct-taped to a lighter?

They will alert the moles nearest the aforementioned water source, who will then continue to tunnel a very short distance directly into the body of water, flooding the tunnel and killing everything in it. Many a brave mole will die so that others will live on.

Originally Posted by ThinkTank

So that's why NASA is going to blow the Moon to smithereens.

Possibly. They have taken a "you are either with us or against us" stance.

[ThinkTank]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

Ok.

Iruneecly, uh, my "Chreestiun" neme-a is ,uh, Chreestiun (sereeuoosly). Uh, vee ere-a vurkeeng oon my noo NW neme-a su thet it is, uh, prunuoonceble, uh, fur ell leefing, uh, creetoores.

Needs some work, might I suggest a thick southern accent to go with it?

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

I do not have that information at this time, but I would suggest a good sturdy shoe just to be safe.

What are our defenses against the MZSF?
The more important question is: What are we going to do with a bajikamillion dead squirrels? We can't make bacon out of them.

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

They will alert the moles nearest the aforementioned water source, who will then continue to tunnel a very short distance directly into the body of water, flooding the tunnel and killing everything in it. Many a brave mole will die so that others will live on.

That's one brave weasel. Your sacrifice will not be in vein. Ten Hut!

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by ThinkTank

Needs some work, might I suggest a thick southern accent to go with it?

Iruneecly, uh, mah "Chreestiun" neme-a is ,uh, Chreestiun (sereeuoosly). Uh, vee's-a vurkeeng oon mah noo NW neme-a su thet it eeas, uh, prunuoonceble, uh, fur ell leefin', uh, creetorees.

Originally Posted by ThinkTank

What are our defenses against the MZSF?
The more important question is: What are we going to do with a bajikamillion dead squirrels? We can't make bacon out of them.

Same as all zombies, remove the head. Disposal has been a much discussed topic. The current plan is to scoop them all up, compact them, encase them in Carbonite, load the blocks onto rockets and fire them at the Sun. Originally we were just going to burn the bodies, but evidence has lead us to believe that the virus could become airborne.

Here's a photo from a few months ago of one that escaped the Squirrel Kingdoms test facility. Brutally fast and bloodthirsty. It was ultimately brought down with a Weed-Eater.



We expect that not all squirrels will participate, especially the ones used to human contact and that rely on us for the bulk of thier food. There will most certainly be splinter groups, both militant and peaceful that do not support the judgement or ruling of the worms. We already have a few in place that relay information to us.

[ThinkTank]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

Here's a photo from a few months ago of one that escaped the Squirrel Kingdoms test facility. Brutally fast and bloodthirsty. It was ultimately brought down with a Weed-Eater.

[EeePee]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

I don't fear 2012.

Be careful.

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by EeePee

Be careful.

Why? Numbers don't hurt people.

[EeePee]

Outer Space is going to kill you.

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by EeePee

Outer Space is going to kill you.

Ah. Not to fear. My people have things well under control. Nothing enters this solar system that will do any serious damage.

Remember Shoemaker-Levy? The "asteroid" that broke up and plunged into Jupiter? Total coverup. What really happened was that we intercepted a fleet of warships headed for Earth. Once we established thier intentions, we took control, altered thier course, and drove them into the planet.

[EeePee]

This time it's different.

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by EeePee

This time it's different.

Quite honestly, it is. Financing for this project has run thin in recent years, and there has been talk of scaling back even more than we already have. Of course one of the first things that go is security, the results of which were witnessed with S-L. Normally they would have been stopped well before entering the solar system, but we've had to pull our parameter in to keep an even distribution of forces.

Any large impending threat that can't be dealt with by local privately owned forces will trigger an immediate military backup from the nearest system.

[phillyb]

http://zombiehunters.org/

The squirrels are a threat. I've seen the facilities.

[BJoe]

Never underestimate ferrets.................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tgt7ooTWt4