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01-27-2010, 01:41 PM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Happiness is a warm AK.
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01-27-2010, 01:55 PM
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| Suck it up!   Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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 Mama's, don't let your babies grow up to be crawlers Don't let 'em charge lipo's and drive them small trucks Make them fly planes and drive buggies and such Mama's, don't let your babies grow up to be crawlers They'll never be home as long as theres stone Even if they go alone Crawlers ain't easy to love when they answer the call 10 points if you touch it after a fall | |
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01-27-2010, 01:59 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: West GA, USA
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Duuuuuude that's golden. lmao
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01-27-2010, 02:04 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chucking rocks at your little truck!
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"Where Do I Buy Styrene?" "You Took My $5" and instant classics... "Hey Rich, We Need Help!" "My Shocks Wont Stop Leaking" |
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01-27-2010, 02:11 PM
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| MODERATOR™  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ohio
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"Whooooo, who keeps moving my threads aRRRRRRround?" Will Bill I think sang that one. |
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01-27-2010, 02:29 PM
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| Suck it up! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
Posts: 11,652
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Ok! wel i spent 16 yeers ov mi lyf in skool an al mi frends thinc im a tool gess i shood ov lernd me how 2 spel i can text lyk a gangsta i kan joke lyk a prangsta butt when it koms 2 speeling i fayl lyk a fish 2 smeling i dont lok at the ceys wen i typ but i'm reley popular on skype i dont ned 2 no hou to spel punkchuashun eskaps me periodes r 4 weenys comas r 4 quers im 13 and ey like beeeeeeeeeeerrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzz! | |
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01-27-2010, 03:53 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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My little truck broke and my life is a joke My new ESC it just went up in smoke My tires won't hook up and my paint job just sucks All the guys on RCC are meany old fukcs. I can't buy a crawler because I'm so poor My mommy says I gotta clean up my floor So I log on to Chit Chat to get me some yuks And 666 calls me a out cause I stole 40 bucks OOOooooooohhhhh.... Nobody loves me and I'm always alone I hate this damn forum and the guys that are on Nobody will praise me or give me free parts This place is full of dumb kids and old farts My beadlocks don't lock and I can't find my nuts I cry on the forum and they say I'm a putz I just wanna crawl and be an internet god but instead I'm just sitting here stroking my rod My links are all bent and my tranny's locked up My driveshafts are twisted and missing a cup Somebody mailed me a turd in a box I might as well go home and play with my cock OOOooooooohhhhh.... Nobody loves me and I'm always alone I hate this damn forum and the guys that are on Nobody will praise me or give me free parts This place is full of dumb kids and old farts Should I buy a Komodo, what body should I get I see some of these scalers and my crotch gets all wet I just wanna win with my ready to run And All of you builders can just do work, son I got scammed in the classifieds, life is a bitch My digital servos all just want to glitch My lipos are puffy and won't take a charge And I lost another argument to that GaySarge OOOooooooohhhhh.... Nobody loves me and I'm always alone I hate this damn forum and the guys that are on Nobody will praise me or give me free parts This place is full of dumb kids and old farts This place is full of dumb kids and old farts. Last edited by microgoat; 01-27-2010 at 04:39 PM. Reason: more verses |
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01-27-2010, 04:19 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Pa
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"Another Do I Need a BEC Blues"
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01-27-2010, 05:16 PM
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| I'm a stupid C U N T! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the Garage!
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the "whats a TLT" blues  |
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01-27-2010, 05:30 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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Tee Ell Tee, what's it mean to me, I never heard of no TL and T I got me a Axial man can it crawl That muthafawka goes straight up a wall Before there was Axial, what was it was there, Couldn'a been nuthin but dead empty air Everyone knows that the Axial it did come first Cause that's my first crawler but the driveshaft did burst What do you mean you can build one from parts You gotta be kidding you crazy old fart Mine's already built and it's ready to run Don't know how to use tools that just ain't any fun Tee Ell Tee, what's that mean to me, Might as well drink Nappy Ice with good old EeePee, How do you know what will fit, how you know what will work Ask some dumb questions and act like a jerk Tee Ell and Tee, don' mean nothin to me Won't crawl worth a damn with a 9-inch WB A silly old belt drive and wide open diffs, What the hell were you thinking that won't climb no cliffs. |
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01-27-2010, 05:30 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: United States of the Offended
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"How do I get rid of this green crap" "My crawler took all my cash" "RC4WD Rocks!!!" "My scaler crawls better than my 1:1" "Brazing blues" |
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01-27-2010, 05:31 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Renton
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01-27-2010, 05:36 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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Well I got my first Nylint when I was three, Drove it underneath the outhouse and it smells like pee Crawled couches and bums and thought twice before I crawled into the sack with the girl next door Get onto the forums and there's nothin but spam But there's something women like a bout a RCCrawler man etc. |
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01-27-2010, 05:39 PM
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| MODERATOR™ Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ohio
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01-27-2010, 05:39 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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http://www.amazon.com/Back-Bluegrass.../dp/B000QZW8J0 | |
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01-27-2010, 05:41 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Renton
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true enough. maybe too much ice-cube lately on my zune at work... lol. SS | |
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01-27-2010, 07:21 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Chubbuck
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Don't forget the classic My Wife Hates Me and I Never Get Laid!! |
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01-27-2010, 10:28 PM
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| Rock Crawler  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Midway
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Let's have a Yard Sale with the kid!!! Everybodys' "Got the Moon Buggy Blues" Take this foot and shove it!!! It's my World's, I'll play by My Rules!!! Stuck on a Rock in a Big A$$ Flood!!! That'll Rub Right Out!!! With out a doubt!!! My Mamma's Tit's are famous!!! She's my girl, I can whore her out!!! I need some Bigger Claws to put up a good fight!!! It's My Ball and I'll Hug IT!!! And My Favorite: 23 Hours on the Road With KAMI. by Joey |
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01-28-2010, 05:02 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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Braceysdad, Braceysdad, tugged my junk and left me sad Braceysdad, Braceysdad, Oh what a lovely time we had I spent a hot weekend with a boy from down south He said my boy you got one pretty mouth We both got real drunk and we started to dance That's all I remember and I can't find my pants I never new southern boys swung that a way His tongue knew some things but had nothing to say I'll never forget that wonderful night He wore pants on his head what a pitiful sight Braceysdad, Braceysdad, tugged my junk and left me sad Braceysdad, Braceysdad, Oh what a lovely time we had I woke up on Monday my hole was all sore And I never seen so many toys on the floor Stumbled into the bathroom and what a surprise BD's dancing to the mirror with it tucked tween his thighs I swear God I'll never get that drunk again And I'll never forget that horrible pain Every time I sit down it hits me anew Oh never again will that nasty I do Braceysdad, Braceysdad, tugged my junk and left me sad Braceysdad, Braceysdad, Oh what a lovely time we had |
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01-28-2010, 07:03 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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Went to the hobby shop and what did I see, A brand new Trail Honcho saying buy me buy me, Went to the checkout, swiped my debit card It came back declined and I took it so hard The clerk said don't cry son, we'll hold it for you I started to cry, what o what can I do, I need me some money, I know I got none I want me a Honcho, gonna go get my gun Oh Honcho, pretty Honcho, You'll be mine, you'll be mine If I gotta get a job or go to Mommy and whine Came back with my gun said gimme that kit, The clerk said that's an airsoft, go away with that shit, So I went to the bank and tried to get me some bucks, Security said your robbery skills suck Now I know how to do it, I know what I'll do, Log on to the RCC and tell my tale of woe, The guys will feel sorry and send me some parts, I'll be rolling in dollars and that Honcho I'll start Oh Honcho, pretty Honcho, You'll be mine, you'll be mine If I gotta get a job or go to Mommy and whine Well damn I got busted, they don't believe me, I said my house burned and I need stuff for free, But they called me out and said I looked kinda fat, Please buy me a Honcho, I need to have that I held up my name right beside a burnt house, They said just get lost you fat little louse, I deleted my threads but they keep coming back, If I don't get a Honcho I'm gonna have an attack Oh Honcho, pretty Honcho, You'll be mine, you'll be mine If I gotta get a job or go to Mommy and whine If I gotta get a job or go to Mommy and whine |
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