XJ owner out-asshole parks Corvette owner.....

[STANG KILLA SS]

this is awesome. vette guy was being an ass clown and protective parking and the jeep owner called his hand. i love it




best part is the random guy walking by laughing while the vette owner inspects for damage

[glondark]

hahahaha AWESOME!

[Krakker]

Love it!!!!!!!

Woulda been real cool to get a rusted out ole suburban "right next to the passenger door too.

[1tonscout]

The jeep should have parked closer to the vette.

[WHITE-TRASH]

Close but no cigar. To truly out asshole the vette douche he'd have been about 18" closer to the drivers side so said douche would have to either crawl over from the passenger side or through the back.

[STANG KILLA SS]

Originally Posted by WHITE-TRASH

Close but no cigar. To truly out asshole the vette douche he'd have been about 18" closer to the drivers side so said douche would have to either crawl over from the passenger side or through the back.

like this? couple of my jeep buddies did this at there office.

[WHITE-TRASH]

Yup! I never drive what most would consider "nice" vehicles so I am not phased by pissed off assholes kicking in a fender or door when I park next to them. If someone has a nice rig and they park over several spots way out in the back 40 I have zero issues with them whatsoever. But park close to the door like that and you'd better have your climbing shoes on cause you're going in from anywhere but the drivers door.

[vonclod]

Originally Posted by WHITE-TRASH

Yup! I never drive what most would consider "nice" vehicles so I am not phased by pissed off assholes kicking in a fender or door when I park next to them. If someone has a nice rig and they park over several spots way out in the back 40 I have zero issues with them whatsoever. But park close to the door like that and you'd better have your climbing shoes on cause you're going in from anywhere but the drivers door.

I never park like a douche(use 2 spaces)..scares the shit outta me sometimes but I just park in the most unpopulated area when Im in the ride I care about.

[badhoopty]

i just woulda tucked the vette into the left space as close to the curb as possible so the people parking to the left had plenty of space. i dont get why people park like this when its guaranteed to piss people off. i just dont get it...

Originally Posted by vonclod

I never park like a douche(use 2 spaces)..scares the shit outta me sometimes but I just park in the most unpopulated area when Im in the ride I care about.

unpopulated but well visible. i made the mistake once of parking in a little tucked away section in a parking garage, but it ended up being tucked away enough for a thief to be confident he wouldnt be seen...

i always park my car where nobody else parks and walk across the parking lot. i'll even park in a parking lot across the street if it looks less likely to get somebody parking next to me.

[EeePee]

Originally Posted by badhoopty

i just woulda tucked the vette into the left space as close to the curb as possible

Same. Or way out there in left field against a curb. I still do that, despite my car getting smacked three times and I stopped caring about it. People are just bad at driving and parking, it's hard to get around that. Three nearby tenants in the apartments around me all hit their garages within two weeks of moving in around here. Crushed passenger side doors.

[Johnnysplits]

I wonder how long it took the cops to ticket the jeep.

[Duuuuuuuude]

If its that precious, leave it at home.

[The Violator]

I have been lucky enough to drive several $150k+ cars in my life. I never took one to Walmart. Lots of restaurants, and always parked either far away, or in a corner with a buddy blocking the open side. If your car is that special, then you do the work to protect it. Parking like an asshat does nothing but get you blocked in.


When I drove my Excursion ( 28" of lift) I had someone park close to me and not allow me enough room to get in. Luckily I walked up their hood onto their roof and stepped into the truck. Left several waves in the car, but I got in. Lots of people watched, but the police never showed up, so I guess it was all good.

[Mike Flea]

I've done that before to said ass-clowns, parked close enough like the silver Jeep to the right, so that I was still inside the line on the one side so as to not waste another space, but I backed in so my passenger side was to the offender. The other thing to do when the offender parks on an angle, is to park in such a way that it blocks the rear of the car, so either they can't back out, or they have to pull forward into the bushes to be able to jockey their prized possession out of the spot.

[Jeckler]

Originally Posted by badhoopty

i just woulda tucked the vette into the left space as close to the curb as possible so the people parking to the left had plenty of space. i dont get why people park like this when its guaranteed to piss people off. i just dont get it...

I've tried that before, and I drive a car everyone considers normal. It doesn't work. Some people park by judging the lines, others by how far away they are from the car next to them. I always get the latter.

[vonclod]

I recall one time many moons ago a bunch of us actually picked a douche parker car up and inched it into another parking space altogether, it wasn't a nice car..or big..lol or we wouldn't of laid hands on it, we were not there to see the reaction.

[OTHGbronco82]

Originally Posted by WHITE-TRASH

Yup! I never drive what most would consider "nice" vehicles so I am not phased by pissed off assholes kicking in a fender or door when I park next to them. If someone has a nice rig and they park over several spots way out in the back 40 I have zero issues with them whatsoever. But park close to the door like that and you'd better have your climbing shoes on cause you're going in from anywhere but the drivers door.

Some guy parked his newer mini cooper way closer than he needed to and I purposely whacked his car with the door. But it was a '91 Geo Tracker and he was close enough that I couldn't get any real power into the swing.

[Greatscott]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

If its that precious, leave it at home.

Seems like being that paranoid about parking your car would really take away a lot of the fun of owning it.

I have always wanted a '76 Ram Charger with a wrecker bumper, just for situations like that. (Like the truck off of Simon and Simon).

[BJoe]

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