WHITE-TRASH
I wanna be Dave
Actually, when jesus returns, it'll be more like a Lich and not a Zombie. Lich's are undead and similar, but are magical and still intelligent, and achieved their immortality through spells/rituals. The body is still zombie like however, so it'll still terrify people.
So smart zombie heyzeus will return. Sweet ghost story, I understand why people are such zealots about the whole deal now. :lol:
It's a rough row to hoe when you realize everything you've been taught about a subject since you were a child is based upon nothing more than superstition and campfire stories passed down through the ages. It sure was for me. :x