***Paystin go Smash***

[HARDKNOCKZ]

No worries man, glad to help. Feel free to ask any questions you might have."thumbsup"

Why does yer puppy cry at night & smell of peanut butter?

 

[Hittman]

No worries man, glad to help. Feel free to ask any questions you might have."thumbsup"

What is the speed of darkness?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

 

[Wicked Monkey]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladden Swallow?

 

[HARDKNOCKZ]

Who let the dogs out?

People are people so why must it be...that you & I should get along so awfully?

How many licks DOES it take to get ro the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?

Well? Start answering some questions Bucko!

 

[paystin]

Glad I got through two pages of tech before J.D started with the dumb shit.

I will only answer questions pertaining to crawler specific issues you monkey asses. And you know how many licks it takes to get to the center you sicko.:shock:

 

[damnplumber]

looking good nice wheels!

 

[paystin]

looking good nice wheels!

Thanks!"thumbsup". I think I'm liking the carbon fiber wheel whiny.:ror:

 

[paystin]

Well FML with a high hard one.:evil:

So I got suckered into coaching my five year olds soccer team this year and yesterday I found out that the first game of the season is on.......wait for it.........that's right, Saturday, September fing 7th.

I was already missing the sportsman comp on Friday due to a work event and now I have to miss the whole damn thing for what amounts to a one hour soccer game on Saturday. Priorities, right?:roll:

I know it's the right thing to do but I'm very disappointed to be missing Nationals. It's 10 minutes from my parents house so the trip couldn't have been set up any easier for me and I'm extremely happy with how the Smash is working on top of it. I guess I'm just gonna have to wait until the new comp season starts to get any sort of comping in.

 

[Wicked Monkey]

Damn. Bad news that. Sorry bud.

 

[Curcal]

Dude..... that.... sucks......








for your five year old having his first game canceled. .....



its always tough starting out the season with a loss...

 

[HARDKNOCKZ]

See? Thats what I said. Hes 5. He wont remember a thing after a few years of therapy dealing with the daddy abandonment issues.

In reality...Id be doing the same damn thing brutha. But theres one thing I dont understand...how can YOU be coaching soccer? I mean...you'd CONSTANTLY be touching the ball with your hands since your knuckles hang lower than your feet. Do you just tuck em in your shinguards or duct tape em over your shoulders?

Ah Mr. Dahl...Im gonna miss ya brutha. As little as I wanted to judge...the ONE glimmer of happiness was gonna be judging with my Vanilla Gorilla all day

Dont worry doot...after Nats we're gonna do that film trip then focus on the BRAND SPANKIN NEW CLUB!

J.D.

 

[TSK]

In reality...Id be doing the same damn thing brutha. But theres one thing I dont understand...how can YOU be coaching soccer? I mean...you'd CONSTANTLY be touching the ball with your hands since your knuckles hang lower than your feet. Do you just tuck em in your shinguards or duct tape em over your shoulders?

God damn that is some funny shit.

JD, have you seen the movie The Avengers? Remember the part where the Hulk rag dolls Loki? For some reason I see Nilla doing that to you:ror:

 

[paystin]

Damn. Bad news that. Sorry bud.

Yep, is what it is I guess.

Dude..... that.... sucks......








for your five year old having his first game canceled. .....



its always tough starting out the season with a loss...

I was gonna ask them to move the date for Nationals but thought that might be a bit much.:ror:

See? Thats what I said. Hes 5. He wont remember a thing after a few years of therapy dealing with the daddy abandonment issues.

In reality...Id be doing the same damn thing brutha. But theres one thing I dont understand...how can YOU be coaching soccer? I mean...you'd CONSTANTLY be touching the ball with your hands since your knuckles hang lower than your feet. Do you just tuck em in your shinguards or duct tape em over your shoulders?

Ah Mr. Dahl...Im gonna miss ya brutha. As little as I wanted to judge...the ONE glimmer of happiness was gonna be judging with my Vanilla Gorilla all day

Dont worry doot...after Nats we're gonna do that film trip then focus on the BRAND SPANKIN NEW CLUB!

J.D.

I'm just going to carry the kids around the field and swing them to kick the ball....it's super fun like that. Shit just doesn't seem to be falling my way these days but it will turn around again.

God damn that is some funny shit.

JD, have you seen the movie The Avengers? Remember the part where the Hulk rag dolls Loki? For some reason I see Nilla doing that to you:ror:

Don't encourage him Travis, it only feeds the fire. But yes, I rag doll J.D every chance I get. I just have to get the jar of peanut butter out of his hands and put the dog in the backyard.:mrgreen:

 

[SkaldidDog]

You're a better father than I am.

J

 

[Frankenwheely]

Dang man. Now I have to deal with that slappy, LBC lovin, gangsta jive talking, slick driving mofo myself!? It's going to be a long weekend.:ror:

Maybe it will rain like crazy and you can skate out of state real quick."thumbsup" Gonna miss ya bro.

 

[paystin]

You're a better father than I am.

J

Agreed!:lmao: If it wasn't his first game of his first organized sporting event EVER then I would probably be bailing on it. Just how things are rolling for me at the moment.:evil:

Dang man. Now I have to deal with that slappy, LBC lovin, gangsta jive talking, slick driving mofo myself!? It's going to be a long weekend.:ror:

Maybe it will rain like crazy and you can skate out of state real quick."thumbsup" Gonna miss ya bro.

Oh it's gonna rain alright, starting at around 2:00 p.m on Saturday as soon as the game is over. I'm sure there will be plenty of people there to keep J.D occupied.

 

[HARDKNOCKZ]

I'm sure there will be plenty of people there to keep J.D occupied.

Sigh. But none of em will be vanilla or gorillas...let alone VANILLA GORILLAS

Im sure I can get a hug or two but they just wont be the same...they wont have that monkey magic you do so well

Im too sad to say anything more so I'll just leave you with the memory below. Play Broken Wings by Mr. Mister while looking at this picture & see if a lonely tear doesn't roll down that lumpy cheek of yers...



Or maybe this picture is more appropriate since it IS in Prescott AZ just a few short months ago...

 

[SkaldidDog]

Look out VG, Zack's looking at your boy like "mmmmm I'm gonna get me some of that!"

 

[HARDKNOCKZ]

Look out VG, Zack's looking at your boy like "mmmmm I'm gonna get me some of that!"

Ha! Zack kept nervously pullin on that keychain tape measurer while Niller accosted me & touched my no no place :shock:

Isnt there a samaritan law in Arizona??? All those witnesses & they just laaaughed & laughed. Sniff. I feel dirty...the kinda dirty NO amount of soap can clean. PEANUT BUTTER dirty

J.D.

 

[Chaotic Crawlers]

You guys are sooooo GAY.....................
















I think that's why we get along so well!?????:mrgreen: