Things you can say about your car, but not about your girlfriend/wife

[Jeepbri]

She cleans up nice

 

[lilpanther]

She may not be pretty, but she gets the job done.
Mine's in the shop. Can I borrow yours?
it's old and moody and sometimes I hit it when it acts up

 

[thecrusader]

You need to tickle it to get it started

 

[LR3]

Once both the shafts get going there's no stopping it

 

[Bronco Bobby]

When I really open her up there is a high pitch whining from the rear end. Do you think I need to lube it?

 

[rc2008]

drive it like you stole it

its a beater with a heater

 

[scale4x4]

rear end is alittle loose

 

[badhoopty]

absolutley no eating allowed.

 

[Big Daddy]

shitllbuffout

may not be much to look at but she gets me down the road.

she needs more flex.

she's just temporary, I'm saving up for a new one.

what's that smell?

 

[Wicked Monkey]

She's loud.
She's a little loose.
She doesn't look like much.
She's cheap and easy.
You want to take her for a spin?

 

[BL-4x4]

wow !! there's a lot of room inside here !!

 

[lead lobber]

I'd rape it.

 

[Crimson Rock Crawler]

The frontend is overdue for an alignment.

 

[badhoopty]

i can put whatever i want in the trunk. "thumbsup"

 

[SINister]

look around in the back and find whats making that smell

 

[tjcj]

Im going to beat the hell out of this one till I find a new one I like.

 

[Calderwood]

I'm glad she has a spare tire.

 

[72Blazer]

she runs like a raped ape

 

[LEADFOOT82]

I can tie whatever I want on her ass and she'll pull it

I believe the waste gate opens to early

 

[mikro383]

She only smokes when she's drinkin

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