Things you can say about your car, but not about your girlfriend/wife

[Wicked Monkey]

She can take two in the front and three in the rear.

 

[thecrusader]

The carpet stinks

 

[scale4x4]

Need to fill her up with gas

 

[Wicked Monkey]

She needs a lube job.

 

[Bc Paints]

I drive a mini-van, I can put 2 in the front...........and five in the back!

 

[BL-4x4]

she's a suburban , can put 3 in the front , 3 on the back , and 3 more on the back of those , and a lot of junk on the trunk :shock: :mrgreen::mrgreen:

 

[Bronco Bobby]

Well would ha look at those high beams

 

[JatoTheRipper]

I beat the hell out of her!

 

[krazykrawler]

Without the right equipment,she sways from side to side
She's a little bouncy
Need to run her through the shop and let the mechanics have a crack at her

 

[krazykrawler]

Wide load

 

[crazy nick]

You would look horrible with a bra on.

 

[thecrusader]

It's not much fun when i go to pull out.

 

[thecrusader]

She likes to get smashed through the bush.

 

[LR3]

My business sells them

 

[LR3]

I found it gently used on Craigslist

 

[BL-4x4]

go on ,put that 40" pole in her back , she can handle it very easily

 

[thecrusader]

I think it looks fat