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09-22-2009, 09:08 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cottontown
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some chicks like the emo kids.... but on the other hand, the "prettiest girl in school" is a relative thing... If you are talking about the uber hot head chealeader super preppy tupe chick then crying aint gonna get you anywhere but laughed at for the rest of your school days... Dont be a bitch. Dont cry, wtf do you care. By the 9th grade she will have lost her virginity to some 17yo kid in the back seat of his moms van... Bro, you dont want that. Shes a whore... face it. If you want a whore, you can get one for cheap, and there will be no crying involved... However if you are dead set on making her yours, then here is what I suggest (worked for me, I swear) 1st. Start a rumor that she is sleeping with one of the teachers. Make it real convincing. Then when the whole school is making fun of her, You stand up and defend her. Come to her aid and be here young knight in shinning armor. 2nd. After that, go buy her lingerie. Tell her its for your birthday. And she should come over and give you her special present. 3rd. When she gets there, make sure you have some old dirty granny porn on your PC in your room. Tell her its hot. Chicks dig hot old women. And she will love that you are into her. 4th. Then, show up at her door every day to walk her to school... Bring a leash. Its up to you which one of you wears it. 5th. At some point, her father is going to have you arrested and a restarining order filed against you. NOT TO WORRY, everything is gonig to plan 6th. Go buy several tshirts in her favorite color, and using a black sharpie, write. "I LOVE ____INSERT GIRLS NAME___ " in huge letters on the front and back. wear it everyday. 7th. Now, be sure to post a love letter on her locker everyday. sign it with your blood. 8th. finally, bring a toy knife to school, ask her to marry you, if she says no, then pull out the knife and threaten to kill yourself... she will change her mind... girls always fall for the guy thats willing to kill himself over them. |
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09-22-2009, 09:26 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada
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09-22-2009, 09:30 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: san marcos
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Funniest sh*t ive read on rcc yet. haha
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09-22-2009, 09:53 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Portland
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Notice I said ONCE lol | |
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09-22-2009, 09:56 PM
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| www.team3sixrc.com Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scalerville
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LMAO, Your nuts man, thats classis right there. NICE! and thanks for the laugh. Quote:
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09-22-2009, 10:57 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: I hope you SHUT UP!!!
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I say walk up to her in school tomorrow and cop a feel! just grab those boobies man!  I am kidding, that kinda chit will put you in deep chit!  |
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09-22-2009, 11:21 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Frisco, Texas
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hey fernando, get ur head outa ur @$$ and quit wasting ur time...
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09-23-2009, 09:54 AM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: United States of the Offended
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Get yourself a guitar and learn to play it. Then start a band and it wont be long and you'll have more chicks after you than you can shake your dic... err... stick at. |
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09-23-2009, 09:58 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: By a lake in Thornton
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LOL you could do that, or just go for fat chicks because theyre dying for attention and always put out. You would be ahead of the curve if you learned that this early in life | |
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09-23-2009, 10:07 AM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Elberfeld
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09-23-2009, 10:17 AM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: United States of the Offended
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Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
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09-23-2009, 10:26 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Living The Dream...
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09-23-2009, 11:20 AM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Jacksonville FL
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dont hate i honestly dont give a $hit about punctuation its not like im writing a book or somethin | |
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09-23-2009, 11:23 AM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Jacksonville FL
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09-23-2009, 11:27 AM
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| Suck it up!   Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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I vote for becoming a soccer hooligan. Nothing says manliness like walking around calling everyone a "fawkin c*nt".
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09-23-2009, 11:53 AM
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| Hateraide  Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Mission BC
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Just walk up to her and say this to her- If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New years can i bend you between the holidays  |
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09-23-2009, 12:05 PM
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| www.team3sixrc.com Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scalerville
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how did Cheech and Chong say it best. One leg on my shoulder, two legs on my shoulders, Hmmm amm mmm amhha mahh |
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09-23-2009, 02:12 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: back where I belong
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stick it in her butt and pee
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09-23-2009, 03:31 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: I miss Rowdy
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09-28-2009, 04:49 AM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Atlanta
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like omg dis thread is like the best like thread on like rcc ever! like omg like i feel for you like wow you got your ass owned like omg LOLZZZZZZZ |
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