I think my GF is cheating....

[ColquittCustom405]

Originally Posted by badger

Can you PM me your girl's #? Taco's are my favorite and would love to try hers!

I'm not the sharpest hammer in the box, I think yourre trying to have sex with her.

Originally Posted by crunky

not for nothing any girl that massages tacos is cool in my book.

just saying.

She doesn't massage tacos! its the beef she neads beef with her hands (she sprays pam on them first)

Originally Posted by braceysdad

Do you have Ralphs number? I have an extra GoPro that would love to send him... I just love those POV movies

POV? What does a Personally Owned Vehicle have to do with this?

[crunky]

Originally Posted by ColquittCustom405

She doesn't massage tacos! its the beef she neads beef with her hands (she sprays pam on them first)

allow me to retort.

any chick that lubes up with pam to fist a bowl is hot in my book.

ok, as you were.

[johnnyh66]

Originally Posted by johnnyh66

Hey man, that'll never happen... but if it does, I can be the new FixIt Man
I have a real big hammer, what I nail, stays nailed... see, less visits = more time for the 2 of ya to spend together.

I just wanted to make sure you didn't miss my offer, just let me know

[ColquittCustom405]

Originally Posted by DRV KRAWLER

WHAT ? ? ? Two more times ? ? ?
Hell I would kick his a$$ for you, just because you don't want too.

Well you figure the next time I catch him, I'll punch him in the face, and the second time I'll call the cops on him and have him arrested for attack with a deadly weapon...or robbory...roburee. Robbin people.

[ColquittCustom405]

Originally Posted by johnnyh66

I just wanted to make sure you didn't miss my offer, just let me know

your offer....

Originally Posted by Det. Murtaugh

HAS JUST BEEN REVOKED!!!

[team3six]

[crash]

DO you hear voices in your head?

[ColquittCustom405]

Originally Posted by crash

DO you hear voices in your head?

No butt hair stands up on my neck.

[transambill]

Originally Posted by ColquittCustom405

As four Ralph, that low life sumbitch is and will get kicked to the curb if I catch him in my bathroom two more times!!

What, 2 more times?

I call bullshit, nobody's that stupid.

[DRV KRAWLER]

Originally Posted by ColquittCustom405

Well you figure the next time I catch him, I'll punch him in the face, and the second time I'll call the cops on him and have him arrested for attack with a deadly weapon...or robbory...roburee. Robbin people.

You realize with the way the system works now. He would be out within 12 hours and trying to make another service call. If I where you, I would go rent a backhoe or find a pig farmer who needs some feed for the Hogs.

I do realize this is extreme measures. The problem now a day's the criminals have more rights than the people the law is suppose to protect.

I would seriously consider kicking her to the curb. Lets be honest with ourselves. No one, but no one should beleive she does not remember this happening.

I am sorry this is happening to you, don't continue down this road for your own sake.

[team3six]

DJs catch
by: team3six

[PhantomRS10]

id x 2 people out of my life from the first time. done

[fred0000]

I hope this is a joke.

2 more fawking times, give me a break are you that love blind/stupid.

[ColquittCustom405]

Originally Posted by transambill

What, 2 more times?

I call bullshit, nobody's that stupid.

Two more times, look. I have to catch him with his pants off on tape. (Strike #1) Then I have to catch her with her panties off in bed (Strike #2) Then I can tell him never to come over and fix stuff in my house. I've got this all planned out. Pretty smart right??

Originally Posted by DRV KRAWLER

You realize with the way the system works now. He would be out within 12 hours and trying to make another service call. If I where you, I would go rent a backhoe or find a pig farmer who needs some feed for the Hogs..

Pig farmer? Ralph couldn't work on a pig farm to save his life.

Originally Posted by DRV KRAWLER

I do realize this is extreme measures. The problem now a day's the criminals have more rights than the people the law is suppose to protect.I would seriously consider kicking her to the curb. Lets be honest with ourselves. No one, but no one should beleive she does not remember this happening.I am sorry this is happening to you, don't continue down this road for your own sake.

If anything I'll just wait till baby Ray is born and see what he looks like. Ralph is Mexican and Jamican and I'm White and English. Ethel is white too, but she has a sweet ol booty.

[johnnyh66]

Originally Posted by ColquittCustom405

Ethel is white too, but she has a sweet ol booty.

pics or it didn't happen!

[punkfan]

Can i come over next time you have taco's and watch her kneed the meat with Pam?

[ColquittCustom405]

Originally Posted by johnnyh66

pics or it didn't happen!

Ill see if I can find some pics of her butt. I know Ralph has some. I remember seeing a couple on his phone.

[transambill]

Originally Posted by ColquittCustom405

Two more times, look. I have to catch him with his pants off on tape. (Strike #1) Then I have to catch her with her panties off in bed (Strike #2) Then I can tell him never to come over and fix stuff in my house. I've got this all planned out. Pretty smart right?

NO, your going to let Ralph put his meat into your GF's taco two more times before you do anything about it? Sorry, nothing smart about that at all.

[ColquittCustom405]

Originally Posted by transambill

NO, your going to let Ralph put his meat into your GF's taco two more times before you do anything about it? Sorry, nothing smart about that at all.

No, I just have to catch them right before they do it! Dammet! Guys, I just can't kick her out on princeabul!

[transambill]

Originally Posted by ColquittCustom405

Ill see if I can find some pics of her butt. I know Ralph has some. I remember seeing a couple on his phone.

Ralph has pics of your wifes butt on his phone and you let him cum over to fix shit? Man this has gotta be a joke.
Not beleaveing any of it, like I said nobodys that stupid.