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01-20-2021, 04:45 PM | #81 |
RCC Addict Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: 3rd rock pile on the right
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Yall got me rollin, ive got tears lmbo. Waaaaaayyyyyy to friggin funny!!!!!!! But im in the same relm as queso. 6 sheets is usually plenty, but i dont go to the extreme of 20°. Fold it in half, then half again, n half one more time just to b on the safe side...
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01-20-2021, 04:53 PM | #82 | ||
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Nope, I like the mitt method as well. Quote:
C’mon man, you can’t make me laugh like that in the work shitter where I’m not supposed to have my phone lol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk | ||
01-20-2021, 05:27 PM | #83 |
RCC Addict Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Austin Texas
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Whew! So I'm NOT so weird or mentally unstable after all. I'll be thinkin' of you, austin-92 next time I'm elbow deep in myself. Gotta say that if I could hold in a fart these days, my wife would be a much happier woman. |
01-21-2021, 01:07 AM | #84 | |
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01-21-2021, 04:12 AM | #85 | |
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I’m honored, and ditto lol. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk | |
01-21-2021, 10:40 AM | #86 |
RCC Addict Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Kelowna, BC
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Mitt method.... You guys are savages! |
01-21-2021, 11:57 AM | #87 |
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| Re: Who still trusts the plan? High Plains Drifter, you only go in elbow deep? I'll be lucky If I'm half way up my forearm, sometimes even shoulder deep |
01-21-2021, 12:30 PM | #88 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Deep in the Everglades
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From your comments, y’all are full of shit ???????? Hang up and Drive |
01-21-2021, 12:49 PM | #89 |
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01-21-2021, 03:01 PM | #90 |
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01-21-2021, 09:06 PM | #91 |
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So, this thread reminds me of a parable known as "The Bear and the Bunny" This is the way I heard it.... One morning, brown bear was crouched next to a tree, hunched over, and straining. Proving that they do in fact do 'that' in the woods, he was dropping a bear-sized morning duce. As the brown bear was doing his business, and pondering life, the way brown bears do, he heard a squeaky grunt behind him. Turning, the brown bear saw a white bunny, dropping bunny pellets on the other side of the same tree. Brown bear said, "Oh, hi bunny..." "Hi bear", the bunny replied through a squeaky grunt. "I hope you don't mind me sharing the tree with you bear." The brown bear, still grunting said, "Not at all, its a good tree." "Indeed" the bunny replied with another squeaky grunt. And so, the white bunny and brown bear squatted at the same tree. The brown bear, with what sound to the bunny as his final grunt of the bear's morning constitutional, asked the white bunny, "Hey bunny, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" The bunny, still grunting the way bunnies do replied, "Why, no bear, what is on your mind?" The brown bear, taking a heavy sigh, look around the tree at the bunny, with a serious look on his face. The bunny was a little worried because the bunny could see the faint crimson around the bear's mouth, the blood of a recent meal. The brown bear asked, bowing its heavy brow, "Bunny, do you ever...." the bear pause, as if he was collecting his thoughts. "Yes, bear?" the bunny asked, clear of the squeaky grunt, being done with his business at the tree. The brown bear took another deep sign, and raised his big black eyes to the bunny, "Bunny, do you ever have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The bunny, a little amused by the combination of the bears heavy demeanor and question, gave the bear the best two-toothed grin a bunny could, and replied to the brown bear, "Why no bear, that is not really a problem with us bunnies..." The bunny could tell right away that his answer pleased the bear, as if the issue of shitty fur had weighed heavily on the bear's mind. The bunny, wanting to inspire the brown bear more was about to tell the bear about how bunnies cleaned their fur, if they ever did had any problems like shit sticking to it. The bunny took in a deep breath, but before he could speak, the brown bear grabbed the bunny, and all that was heard was a muffled, panicked squeaking from the white bunny as the brown bear wiped his ass with the creature. The brown bear cast the once-white bunny aside, and with a grin walked away from the shitting tree, ready to start his day. The moral of this story, be careful how much information you volunteer, because it might be used against you. So endith the lesson... Last edited by Greatscott; 01-21-2021 at 09:09 PM. |
01-22-2021, 03:48 AM | #92 |
RCC Addict Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: 3rd rock pile on the right
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Great story scott!!!!!! Ive heard that before lol The end of the story kinda reminded of a brand of tp too. Charmin has the bears right? "Brown bears" if i remembef correctly. But if u look at the walmart brand of charmin, the great value kind, it has white bunnies lmbo |
01-22-2021, 03:52 AM | #93 | |
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01-22-2021, 06:02 AM | #94 |
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Back in the stone ages when we still went to the office a lot of the guys would have conversations between the stalls...I always thought it was odd. The other thing I thought was odd was how long dudes will spend staring at a phone on the toilet these days. I can go in, do my thing, wash up, and leave and there's never a sound from the stalls, just a screen glow and silence...and my employer does not care if we look at our phones at our desk. Back in the day you had to read the ingredients on the Lysol can if you were backed up or just stare at patterns on the tile or something. Kids these days... Anyone here ever drop a phone into the toilet? Back when I did construction one of my crew dropped his Nextel radio into a port-o-let and got it back out, soaked in the blue water. I told him I would have left it. Made for some funny jokes later. For you youg uns a Nextel radio was like a mix between a cell phone and a walkie talkie with unlimited range. Beep Beep 'go ahead' Beep...Beep Beep '10-4' Beep...all over the job site. Then non construction types started using them, I knew a drug dealer that had one lol. Annoying as hell but was a huge leap in technology back then. Last edited by Phildirt; 01-22-2021 at 06:04 AM. |
01-22-2021, 06:47 AM | #95 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Douglassville, PA
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How did I miss this thread?? What is it with men and crap? I'm as guilty as anyone, we used to surf ratemypoo at my old construction job all the time, hilarious site. And anytime someone spent some time in the bathroom or port-o-pot, we regaled each other with vivid descriptions of what took place so we could all share the experience - Shape, Size, Texture, Ease of passage, Scent.... Oh, and anytime we had a fart brewing, we made sure to park it in front of a fan so the entire office could surf the waft. Good times. After taco night and a particularly cheesy, Tabasco covered egg breakfast piled on top, I cleared the entire office once just before noon. I actually made one of the ladies retch. I consider it one of my finest moments. Friday's were the best... after Thursday night happy hour with beer and nacho's, it was always a good day on Friday. I'll never forget the time a particularly large dude splatterbowled so bad, not only did he get it on the outside of the toilet, he got a bit on the stall wall. Very impressive. And for the record, I prefer the cheapest, roughest TP I can find, and I wad. Soft, folded TP just feels like it's smearing around. Doesn't do a damn thing after wing night. I like some texture. |
01-22-2021, 06:53 AM | #96 | |
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I miss construction, our company was so damn funny - I never laughed so hard in my life. | |
01-22-2021, 07:46 AM | #97 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Deep in the Everglades
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Laughing, I never did but my ex boss, dropped multiple beepers into the swirling waters, But when the flip phones came out he replaced his monthly! Hang up and Drive |
01-22-2021, 07:27 PM | #98 | |
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A bear and a bunny are shitting in the woods. The bear looks at the bunny and asks, “Does it bother you when shit sticks to your fur?” “No” says the rabbit. So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him. Brevity shit stick. Brevity. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk | |
01-22-2021, 08:12 PM | #99 |
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01-23-2021, 08:11 AM | #100 |
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