Things you can say about your car, but not about your girlfriend/wife

[LR3]

So, what can you say about your car/truck/crawler/whatever that you cant say about your GF/wife/significant other?

Should have gotten the black one
Three people can fit in the rear
I bottomed her out and she took it great
I can't wait to beat on her this weekend
She has a few loose areas
She's only 10 years old

 

[DVS]

She has a lot of miles on her.

 

[old man 52]

She looks good for her age.

 

[LR3]

All my friends have been inside her

 

[johnnyh66]

she blew a head
she's running hot
She has some fat tires
I ran her into the ground

 

[Metal Militia]

I have one.

 

[puddin]

Only cost me 100 bucks a month to keep around.

Theres not a lot of junk in her trunk.

Im gonna trade it in for the newer model.

It doesn't mind when I get in other cars.

It looked lonely so bought another.

 

[CrawlinMike]

Her tailpipes too loud sometimes

 

[LR3]

My friends love taking her deep

 

[Fiftygrit]

She looks like she`s been rode hard and put away wet,

 

[hvydty1]

Fronts full, so just stuff it in the rear
10 people can fit in the rear
the bra gets in the way of the headlights, so just get rid of it
got stuck and a friend had to snatch me out with his 4X4
I let a friend test drive her
gag it!
fill'er up!

 

[hpiguy]

Can we add bikes?

Feel free to abuse her, I do regularly
Stickiest rubber she's ever had
She's never jealous if I ride another one for a little while
So easy to toss around
Always wear protection
I think her pipes need packed

 

[wings_of_fire]

I am divorcing here :mrgreen:

 

[RiceBurner]

I bitch about her a lot but she's never left me on the side of the road.

 

[EeePee]

I have one.

:ror:

 

[HyperMark]

She doesn't complain when I put my foot down.
I don't like it when she's dirty.

 

[LR3]

She leakes from her pipes
Every so often I have to re lube her joints
The easiest way to tighten her up is with an air wrench

 

[thecrusader]

She's dropping fluid on the driveway
Theres no traction in the old girl
It has a big back end
Sometimes i go in the back door
When it's wet she gets a bit loose
Could do with a muffler
I like it better with the top down
I've had it for 3 years so i might go for a trade in
When the normal road is no good you can have some fun on a mud track

How much of this thread can i use up?

 

[BigSki]

She's still with me.

 

[LR3]

I enjoy openeing her up for small kids at the gas station