Took a spill at the bike park today.

[STEW<CO>]

I'm sorry Hydro, but in my days that wouldn't be called wrecking, that's called playing in the sand box.

Now if you would have broken a collar bone on a inverted one footed table top and had to ride home 3 miles with said broken bone then maybe I would call that a crash or wreck.

Or, if you were clearing some knarley trips and came up short endoing into a superman pose and then skidding across the ground for another 15 yards only to get up and look at all the holes in your shirt with blood spewing out, then lifting said shirt and finding out your nippleless.

Or, getting buzzed at the rc camping comp and trying to jump the firepit only to come up short and faceplanting into the ground so hard that when you smile you have several pieces of grass locked between your teeth like dental floss.

Ohh I could go on and on, but I did like how you guys had it on tape, nice work.

[Colby]

Took a spill in my driveway:

[Hydro-Tank]

Originally Posted by STEW

I'm sorry Hydro, but in my days that wouldn't be called wrecking, that's called playing in the sand box.

This is 2012, not 1971

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by Hydro-Tank

Its not even show casing how high I got, its me wrecking. Not sure why they zoomed in on the highth I got.

It was because you said this:

Originally Posted by Hydro-Tank

I got too much speed and did not know how much air I would have gotten.

It seems to me that you went way higher and farther than you expected to. There is no other reason for you to drop a foot off of the pedal and try to save yourself.


Also, and this should be somewhat obvious, don't post videos of yourself on the internet if you don't want to be ridiculed.

[STEW<CO>]

Originally Posted by Hydro-Tank

Once again, it's not showing how big of air I got, or how big the jump is, it's just me wrecking, gravity will do that to you sometimes. And did ever even say I was a professional bike rider? No. We as humans are going to fail, even on some tiny jumps. But you know what, we pick our selves up, master the little things, then move on to bigger and better things.

Don't get sore at us for bustin your chops. The last line is a good way to think, good head on your shoulders.

Originally Posted by Burntnuts

If this is you,...

Then you need to pull up your damm pants and get a fraking belt that works.
Also get a hair cut.

That is all carry on.

That's freakin awesome.

Originally Posted by CRAWLIN5150

It isnt me. but you could learn to not bash on somebody you dont know. whats the big deal? does it make you feel better to talk down on people? not making this rude but seriously. Nothing in the pic is affecting you, i dont see why you should feel the need to leave a negative comment.



"carry on"

You shut up and go make me a sandwich b****!

[Hydro-Tank]

Alright seriously, the video is me wrecking. Why does there need to be some investigation on why I crashed? I panicked, my foot came off. So what?

[STEW<CO>]

Originally Posted by Hydro-Tank

This is 2012, not 1971

Nice. But your a dingdong, I was born in 71, so I was doing this stuff from the late 80's all the way to the mid 2000's.

At 41, I can still jump higher and further than that, and wreck a lot better too.

[crunky]

Originally Posted by Hydro-Tank

Alright seriously, the video is me wrecking. Why does there need to be some investigation on why I crashed? I panicked, my foot came off. So what?

shoulda kept it out of the cabbage.

[Hydro-Tank]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

It was because you said this:



It seems to me that you went way higher and farther than you expected to. There is no other reason for you to drop a foot off of the pedal and try to save yourself.


Also, and this should be somewhat obvious, don't post videos of yourself on the internet if you don't want to be ridiculed.

Alright seriously, the video is me wrecking. Why does there need to be some investigation on why I crashed? I panicked, my foot came off. So what?

[Hydro-Tank]

Originally Posted by STEW

Nice. But your a dingdong, I was born in 71, so I was doing this stuff from the late 80's all the way to the mid 2000's.

At 41, I can still jump higher and further than that, and wreck a lot better too.

But you said in your days. That is around your time. I dont know when you started biking. So I just said '71.

[STEW<CO>]

Originally Posted by Hydro-Tank

Alright seriously, the video is me wrecking. Why does there need to be some investigation on why I crashed? I panicked, my foot came off. So what?

Chill little brother. It is no big deal, we're just having fun with you. Like I said previously, I liked how you had it on film.

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by Hydro-Tank

I panicked, my foot came off. So what?

So don't do it again.

[zkid009]

I race fourwheelers and come up short on a 98 ft triple. Broken tib, fib, and shattered plateau of my knee. I have two plates an eighteen screws in it. Doesn't feel good that's or sure.
I've jumped 110ft but that's about as far as I've been I believe.
Don't have any big pics but have a few small ones

[crfrider250]

B.M.X =
B busted
M mangled
X extremely stupid
but i still love the sport!
and in crawlin5150's pics that guy had a belt! well a shoe lace.
and i was the smart guy in that pic with the helmet!
but i dont wear one anymore! partially cause my broken ankle is keeping me off the bike! and the weather in so cal is in the high 90's and low 100's each day!

[Cheatin]

Next time try getting crossed up whilst airborne, chicks dig it!

[foproy]

you should not question someones skill based off of a part of a story. you just know i crashed on flat and don't know the whole story. you don't know if mechanical failure was an issue nor if another person was involved. i personally say you eat dirt on what was basically a bunny hop.

[BLKXJ 96]

Originally Posted by STEW

You shut up and go make me a sandwich b****!

[ninja turtle]

Originally Posted by Hydro-Tank

Its not even show casing how high I got, its me wrecking. Not sure why they zoomed in on the highth I got.

its a weak wreck too.

[jason]

Originally Posted by Hydro-Tank

Alright seriously, the video is me wrecking. Why does there need to be some investigation on why I crashed? I panicked, my foot came off. So what?

I think that to make up for this train wreck of a thread you need to go find a real jump, hit that sum beech like OJ hit Nicole and bring us back a real video of you having a real crash. If you can get up and walk away, it doesn't count as a real crash, try again.

[dezfan]

Originally Posted by STEW

Nice. But your a dingdong, I was born in 71, so I was doing this stuff from the late 80's all the way to the mid 2000's.

At 41, I can still jump higher and further than that, and wreck a lot better too.

You're old.